[Smokeidaeye]

I also submit for Paul's consideration, an American-style BBQ adventure hosted by yours truly, winner of Travel Channel's "American Grilled" BBQ competition and one of the "10 Faces of Memphis Barbecue" by Memphis Magazine. Find the full bio here.

This exclusive package includes a very rare limited edition Homer Simpson (of the popular television series, "The Simpsons") Weber grill, as well as a hands-on lesson in making such Memphis' BBQ staples as smoked pork ribs and smoked pulled pork sandwiches.

Note that UK law doesn't allow for me to send cooked meat products so I will instead find a local butcher near PINS for purchasing the meat, will mail all necessary BBQ sauce and dry rub seasoning mixes along with the previously mentioned grill, and will conduct a Zoom live video class/tutorial for smoking the ribs and pork shoulder. I do reserve the right to wear a mask during the Zoom session, not to hide my identity but because I'm a freak like that...

Also note that the Memphis-style ribs pictured below and the Memphis-style pulled pork sandwich pictured with me below are for reference only; the quality and look of the actually food product will depend on PINS ability to follow directions.

[Gucci Da Glacier]

I will offer my copy of LSD My Problem Child signed by Albert Hofmann, the chemist who was the first person to synthesize, ingest, and learn of the psychedelic effects of LSD and the first person to isolate and synthesize Psilocybin and Psilocin. 

[Smokeidaeye]

For Paul's consideration, I submit a collection of valuables including:

* A non-functional custom painted 4th Gen iPod

* A collection of stained love letters to me, circa 1991 (note that the "Dear Clint" salutation can easily be marked out and replaced with "Dear Paul")

* An unopened CD of gospel songs as sung by my mom Pauline's twin sister, Darlene

* A collection of three bent license plates from the state of Tennessee PLUS a bonus bent plate from the state of Texas!

* A stuff bacon character wearing a one-horned viking hat (the second horn not included). Note that this is a talking stuffed animal that says "I am bacon!" when squeezed.

* A slightly chipped souvenir beaver-shaped coffee or tea mug from America's famed Bucky's gas station chain

* A oversized metal "Kingford Invitational" Champion cowboy belt buckle (belt not included; circa 2012)

* AND the previously mentioned dusty "Judge's Choice Best Chili" plastic trophy (circa 2011), hand finished with a hot glued plastic "Winner" medallion at the top as well as REAL dried bean embellishments! And missing beans can be replaced upon Paul's request, though that may diminish the long-term value of this 1-of-a-kind trophy...

[met]

Aug 28, 2023 22:17:16 GMT 1 Gucci Da Glacier said:

I will offer my copy of LSD My Problem Child signed by Albert Hofmann, the chemist who was the first person to synthesize, ingest, and learn of the psychedelic effects of LSD and the first person to isolate and synthesize Psilocybin and Psilocin. 

A book on LSD translated by Jonathan OTT.

Can't work out whether he's using a pseudonym, or if this is a case of nominative determinism.

[Gucci Da Glacier]

Aug 28, 2023 23:41:01 GMT 1 met said:

Aug 28, 2023 22:17:16 GMT 1 Gucci Da Glacier said:

I will offer my copy of LSD My Problem Child signed by Albert Hofmann, the chemist who was the first person to synthesize, ingest, and learn of the psychedelic effects of LSD and the first person to isolate and synthesize Psilocybin and Psilocin. 

A book on LSD translated by Jonathan OTT.

Can't work out whether he's using a pseudonym, or if this is a case of nominative determinism.

I couldn’t tell you whether it’s a pseudonym or not met but I can say he is a real person because I’ve met him lol

[Pete the Post]

Aug 28, 2023 22:17:16 GMT 1 Gucci Da Glacier said:

I will offer my copy of LSD My Problem Child signed by Albert Hofmann, the chemist who was the first person to synthesize, ingest, and learn of the psychedelic effects of LSD and the first person to isolate and synthesize Psilocybin and Psilocin. 

As far as im concerned, you win!

[misca]

I will offer a caganer. A caganer is a figurine depicted in the act of defecation appearing in nativity scenes in Catalonia and neighbouring areas with Catalan culture such as Andorra, Valencia, Balearic Islands, and Northern Catalonia (in southern France). It is most popular and widespread in these areas, but can also be found in other areas of Spain (Murcia), Portugal, and southern Italy (Naples). In this case, I will offer a king Charles caganer version.

[Londown 01]

I would swap this lovely cardboard box. It is, of course, empty and you could store a lot of stuff in it. But it really already holds almost everything you need. It can give you unoccupied time, focus on the essential things in life, much needed calm of mind, freedom from dependence. And, ideally, a little smile when you open it.

[mathi]

I would like to propose this drawing made by a friend of mine.
He represented me under the guise of John Hamon a French Artist which displays the same picture of his head everywhere in France over the past 10 years.
I had to remove it from my wall because every kids entering my place where afraid of this "strange guy on the wall".
However, it would be a shame not to recognize his talent. We also had a joke that one day he would be famous for his talent !
By choosing him, it would make him part of the artist world ! So Paul you know what to do next.
It also comes with a note of "Hamoney", which is the money printed by John Hamon.

[drip]

Aug 28, 2023 15:38:40 GMT 1 amputeerich said:

I’m offering a running blade for a below the knee amputee! This particular blade allowed me to attend the trials for team UK after military rehab and get picked for the Invictus games which start in Germany in 13 days! 6 years of pain, suffering and mental anguish all packaged up into a carbon fibre running blade that would make an awesome puppet or if Paul ever has an accident or contracts diabetes and loses a leg then this blade will allow him to run and save him £4k in the meantime! 😊

Sweet baby Jesus, you look in great shape. I wish you all the best for the games. Have fun out there.

[its all about me]

I have for offer three condoms. All unused as I'm never as popular as I hope I would be. Expiry date is September 2015 so ideal for someone who doesn't give (or receive) a f*ck.

[compound]

Aug 28, 2023 15:38:40 GMT 1 amputeerich said:

I’m offering a running blade for a below the knee amputee! This particular blade allowed me to attend the trials for team UK after military rehab and get picked for the Invictus games which start in Germany in 13 days! 6 years of pain, suffering and mental anguish all packaged up into a carbon fibre running blade that would make an awesome puppet or if Paul ever has an accident or contracts diabetes and loses a leg then this blade will allow him to run and save him £4k in the meantime! 😊

Amazing. Congrats on the games. I take it you have spares? 
Good luck, a winner for me.


Also, I hope mak600 doesn’t feel too bad;)

[Street Arted 2020]

Aug 28, 2023 12:43:06 GMT 1 drip said:

I wish I'd known this was coming up. After keeping them for 15 years, I only recently got rid of my mother's old wigs. With Paul being into making puppets and that, it would've been a nice way for my mother to...live on...somehow, in a new and only slightly more terrifying form.

Still, I'll always have the happy memory of seeing those binmen mincing away down my street, enjoying themselves and looking fabulous, like a gang of burly and fluorescent Cher tribute acts.

Drip don’t you think mums old vibrator would be a fantastic entry?

[drip]

Aug 29, 2023 16:43:35 GMT 1 Street Arted 2020 said:

Aug 28, 2023 12:43:06 GMT 1 drip said:

I wish I'd known this was coming up. After keeping them for 15 years, I only recently got rid of my mother's old wigs. With Paul being into making puppets and that, it would've been a nice way for my mother to...live on...somehow, in a new and only slightly more terrifying form.

Still, I'll always have the happy memory of seeing those binmen mincing away down my street, enjoying themselves and looking fabulous, like a gang of burly and fluorescent Cher tribute acts.

Drip don’t you think mums old vibrator would be a fantastic entry?

Well, I'm sure my mum used to think it was.

[minibear]

Aug 29, 2023 16:43:35 GMT 1 Street Arted 2020 said:

Aug 28, 2023 12:43:06 GMT 1 drip said:

I wish I'd known this was coming up. After keeping them for 15 years, I only recently got rid of my mother's old wigs. With Paul being into making puppets and that, it would've been a nice way for my mother to...live on...somehow, in a new and only slightly more terrifying form.

Still, I'll always have the happy memory of seeing those binmen mincing away down my street, enjoying themselves and looking fabulous, like a gang of burly and fluorescent Cher tribute acts.

Drip don’t you think mums old vibrator would be a fantastic entry?

Entry may not be the best word to use in this sentence considering the subject matter. 

[amputeerich]

Aug 29, 2023 16:04:24 GMT 1 compound said:

Aug 28, 2023 15:38:40 GMT 1 amputeerich said:

I’m offering a running blade for a below the knee amputee! This particular blade allowed me to attend the trials for team UK after military rehab and get picked for the Invictus games which start in Germany in 13 days! 6 years of pain, suffering and mental anguish all packaged up into a carbon fibre running blade that would make an awesome puppet or if Paul ever has an accident or contracts diabetes and loses a leg then this blade will allow him to run and save him £4k in the meantime! 😊

Amazing. Congrats on the games. I take it you have spares? 
Good luck, a winner for me.


Also, I hope mak600 doesn’t feel too bad;)

Thanks very much! They should be on BBC (in the UK) but im
pretty stoked. I don’t think I’ll be winning any medals but a PINs would be a nice consolation. I do indeed have a new blade from Ossur, can’t wait to use it! Stay safe. 

[sleepyl]

Aug 29, 2023 18:37:58 GMT 1 quinn said:

I’m offering up Terry the actor/stunt badger.
I rescued him from a prop skip at the end of a job around 16years ago and he’s been with me ever since. I’ve used him over the years to scare the dogs and kids other than that he’s just been taking it easy. I once tried to give him to a charity shop but they looked at me as if I was mental. I’ve given him a brush down, sprayed him with fabreeze, replaced two missing front teeth with chewing gum so he’s good to go! If Paul is lucky enough to except I’ll forward on screenshots of the film he’s in starring alongside a well known young actor. I think it’s time for him to go to his forever home and maybe relax in an adidas tracksuit with the rubbish puppeteer’s.
Best wishes Q

What a 😍! 
Are the teeth arranged this way to make it look English or just pure coincidence?

[WOOF]

Aug 28, 2023 20:05:38 GMT 1 Smokeidaeye said:

I also submit for Paul's consideration, an American-style BBQ adventure hosted by yours truly, winner of Travel Channel's "American Grilled" BBQ competition and one of the "10 Faces of Memphis Barbecue" by Memphis Magazine. Find the full bio here.

This exclusive package includes a very rare limited edition Homer Simpson (of the popular television series, "The Simpsons") Weber grill, as well as a hands-on lesson in making such Memphis' BBQ staples as smoked pork ribs and smoked pulled pork sandwiches.

Note that UK law doesn't allow for me to send cooked meat products so I will instead find a local butcher near PINS for purchasing the meat, will mail all necessary BBQ sauce and dry rub seasoning mixes along with the previously mentioned grill, and will conduct a Zoom live video class/tutorial for smoking the ribs and pork shoulder. I do reserve the right to wear a mask during the Zoom session, not to hide my identity but because I'm a freak like that...

Also note that the Memphis-style ribs pictured below and the Memphis-style pulled pork sandwich pictured with me below are for reference only; the quality and look of the actually food product will depend on PINS ability to follow directions.

Wouldn't mind a quick smoked ribs lesson haha MY weber doesn't get nearly enough use these days because I can't seem to figure out proper temp and smoke control.

[jeanmichel]

Between work and home, most people spend the majority of their days indoors. As such, maintaining good air quality inside is incredibly important to our health!
This practical lovely looking item will help!
Ingenious Bird on CO2 Monitor Drops Down When You Should Open a Window for Fresh Air

[Pete the Post]

Aug 29, 2023 19:39:05 GMT 1 jeanmichel said:

Between work and home, most people spend the majority of their days indoors. As such, maintaining good air quality inside is incredibly important to our health!
This practical lovely looking item will help!
Ingenious Bird on CO2 Monitor Drops Down When You Should Open a Window for Fresh Air

This is genius, its a canary, commonly sacrificed in mines in the olden days.. 

[Smokeidaeye]

Aug 29, 2023 19:23:52 GMT 1 WOOF said:

Aug 28, 2023 20:05:38 GMT 1 Smokeidaeye said:

I also submit for Paul's consideration, an American-style BBQ adventure hosted by yours truly, winner of Travel Channel's "American Grilled" BBQ competition and one of the "10 Faces of Memphis Barbecue" by Memphis Magazine. Find the full bio here.

This exclusive package includes a very rare limited edition Homer Simpson (of the popular television series, "The Simpsons") Weber grill, as well as a hands-on lesson in making such Memphis' BBQ staples as smoked pork ribs and smoked pulled pork sandwiches.

Note that UK law doesn't allow for me to send cooked meat products so I will instead find a local butcher near PINS for purchasing the meat, will mail all necessary BBQ sauce and dry rub seasoning mixes along with the previously mentioned grill, and will conduct a Zoom live video class/tutorial for smoking the ribs and pork shoulder. I do reserve the right to wear a mask during the Zoom session, not to hide my identity but because I'm a freak like that...

Also note that the Memphis-style ribs pictured below and the Memphis-style pulled pork sandwich pictured with me below are for reference only; the quality and look of the actually food product will depend on PINS ability to follow directions.

Wouldn't mind a quick smoked ribs lesson haha MY weber doesn't get nearly enough use these days because I can't seem to figure out proper temp and smoke control.

100% happy to help you out whenever! Just hit me up on Twitter or IG @grillocracy and I can easily help with temp and smoke control!

[Greg]

I am willing to trade a 5ft long, authentic and fully working Didgeridoo; that is straight from the 90's acid funk era!

[compound]

Aug 29, 2023 19:06:37 GMT 1 sleepyl said:

Aug 29, 2023 18:37:58 GMT 1 quinn said:

I’m offering up Terry the actor/stunt badger.
I rescued him from a prop skip at the end of a job around 16years ago and he’s been with me ever since. I’ve used him over the years to scare the dogs and kids other than that he’s just been taking it easy. I once tried to give him to a charity shop but they looked at me as if I was mental. I’ve given him a brush down, sprayed him with fabreeze, replaced two missing front teeth with chewing gum so he’s good to go! If Paul is lucky enough to except I’ll forward on screenshots of the film he’s in starring alongside a well known young actor. I think it’s time for him to go to his forever home and maybe relax in an adidas tracksuit with the rubbish puppeteer’s.
Best wishes Q

What a 😍! 
Are the teeth arranged this way to make it look English or just pure coincidence?

lmfao. 

[mojo]

Glastonbury 2015 tote bag rammed full of spent laughing gas canisters accompanied by a plastic silver light up pistol (inc.sound) and a little tiny pair of pink Adidas trainers without laces.  Local, can deliver 

[King and a Duck]

I'll swap this genuine £10 signed by Queen Elizabeth II the day before she left us. Possibly the last thing she ever signed. Pretty sure it's the real deal.

[Art Admirer 93]

I come bearing three (3) offers!  

First, I offer two matchbooks from my wife's favorite restaurant in NYC. They recently changed their matchbook design so these will be in short supply going forward. I don't particularly like said restaurant (it is egregiously priced and there is better Italian food elsewhere) so would be happy to find these a new home. 



Second, I offer one - yes, you guessed it - onion! Perfectly tangy and mostly inedible on its own. A dynamic food - you can cook it and make fajitas, onion bhajis, french onion soup, or use it to make yourself cry and earn the sympathy of loved ones!





Third, I offer you a friendly couch to stay on when you are in the NYC area and need somewhere to crash. A spare bedroom, you ask? Not in NY! We're lucky this isn't a studio. Offer is good for one stay (up to three nights) and includes access to a fully stocked bar. Couch folds back and is moderately comfortable. 

[ant0187]

I offer a stuffed puffer fish that I rescued from my old work place... It found itself in an office in london, far from home and on the way to the bin due to an office clear out.

I thought it needed a new lease of life, so rescued it. After many years of hapiness together, it's time it spread it's fins and i can't imagine a better place for it to go.
It hasn't been named yet, so I also pass on all naming rights.

[Street Arted 2020]

Offer #1

Original hard back copy of Hip Hop The Illustrated History of Break Dancing, Rap Music, and Graffiti (1984)
This book is rare as sh*t and super awesome. I had one when I was a kid, this is a replacement copy. For sure what started my love for art in the street. It’s not in the best condition but then again who is?

[jeanmichel]

Now I am really spoiling you! A robust, faux leather personal organiser! 
it is for 20-2021!

[kai22]

Aug 28, 2023 15:38:40 GMT 1 amputeerich said:

I’m offering a running blade for a below the knee amputee! This particular blade allowed me to attend the trials for team UK after military rehab and get picked for the Invictus games which start in Germany in 13 days! 6 years of pain, suffering and mental anguish all packaged up into a carbon fibre running blade that would make an awesome puppet or if Paul ever has an accident or contracts diabetes and loses a leg then this blade will allow him to run and save him £4k in the meantime! 😊

We have a winner (in my book)