Montubu7
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Who is C***Y ??, by Montubu7 on Apr 30, 2007 10:39:21 GMT 1, Anyone any idea who C***y is - mentioned on Black rat press??
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Anyone any idea who C***y is - mentioned on Black rat press??
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stenz1
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Who is C***Y ??, by stenz1 on Apr 30, 2007 10:44:15 GMT 1, Cauty? 
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Montubu7
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Who is C***Y ??, by Montubu7 on Apr 30, 2007 10:46:11 GMT 1, *UNTY !
Black Rat Newsletter IV
So the fourth newsletter finally rolls into town, parched and haggard and chewing on the yellowy stub of sweat-drenched cigarillo as it stares down Lee Cunty Van Chops beneath the unseasonably bright and burning April sun.
Cunty is a bitter man. A man ravaged by greed, syphilis and art. When he started out, plying his trade of disruption and agent provocteuring, online art sites were easy pickings with a little or no protection. Their shopping baskets were basically just shacks standing alone in one horse towns with a teller and a single alarm to alert the sheriff. All that stood in his way were a few Wanted signs and the misplaced loyalty of a simpering milquetoast behind the window. But all that’s changed now. Time and technology have caught up with Cunty. Now our shopping baskets come equipped with devilish new inventions like trip wires, motion sensors, time-delay safes and the old world guns-for-hire know-how of of three indomintable IT guys wearing weathered and slightly musty smelling panchos. Beards smelling of matchstick sulphur.
In fact, only last week Cunty was still in the game, trying to buy up prints that weren’t there. Obsessively checking and re-checking our site, refreshing and re-refreshing the D*Face pages. All day, everyday. Sometimes even more often that that. He was a man driven by desperation, hard liquor and the promise of a ten per cent profit on eBay. And finally he broke in and succeeded in buying a few phantom prints and pushing our stock into the minus numbers, laughing gruffly and twitching controllably from from the Tijuana syphilis eating away at his brain. But already that issue has been resolved by our pancho-wearing IT guys and now Cunty is left with memories, Old Testament hangovers, feverish night terrors and a saddlebag full of more Zeus prints than he knows what to do with. He is broken and wretched and spends his days in the town square, slumped against the well, slurring wild threats of vengeance and making the odd, wet, wolf-whistle at a passing horse.
*UNTY !
Black Rat Newsletter IV
So the fourth newsletter finally rolls into town, parched and haggard and chewing on the yellowy stub of sweat-drenched cigarillo as it stares down Lee Cunty Van Chops beneath the unseasonably bright and burning April sun.
Cunty is a bitter man. A man ravaged by greed, syphilis and art. When he started out, plying his trade of disruption and agent provocteuring, online art sites were easy pickings with a little or no protection. Their shopping baskets were basically just shacks standing alone in one horse towns with a teller and a single alarm to alert the sheriff. All that stood in his way were a few Wanted signs and the misplaced loyalty of a simpering milquetoast behind the window. But all that’s changed now. Time and technology have caught up with Cunty. Now our shopping baskets come equipped with devilish new inventions like trip wires, motion sensors, time-delay safes and the old world guns-for-hire know-how of of three indomintable IT guys wearing weathered and slightly musty smelling panchos. Beards smelling of matchstick sulphur.
In fact, only last week Cunty was still in the game, trying to buy up prints that weren’t there. Obsessively checking and re-checking our site, refreshing and re-refreshing the D*Face pages. All day, everyday. Sometimes even more often that that. He was a man driven by desperation, hard liquor and the promise of a ten per cent profit on eBay. And finally he broke in and succeeded in buying a few phantom prints and pushing our stock into the minus numbers, laughing gruffly and twitching controllably from from the Tijuana syphilis eating away at his brain. But already that issue has been resolved by our pancho-wearing IT guys and now Cunty is left with memories, Old Testament hangovers, feverish night terrors and a saddlebag full of more Zeus prints than he knows what to do with. He is broken and wretched and spends his days in the town square, slumped against the well, slurring wild threats of vengeance and making the odd, wet, wolf-whistle at a passing horse.
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Who is C***Y ??, by Tyler Durden on Apr 30, 2007 10:46:53 GMT 1, ;D Lol. It's probably part of the F5 carpet bagging massive that have come over from POW. The ones who are getting a bit of a sweat on, wondering what to do with the huge tubes containing Elbowtoe prints.
;D Lol. It's probably part of the F5 carpet bagging massive that have come over from POW. The ones who are getting a bit of a sweat on, wondering what to do with the huge tubes containing Elbowtoe prints.
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romanywg
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Who is C***Y ??, by romanywg on Apr 30, 2007 11:00:53 GMT 1, I think it's meant to have a un where the ** is. It's a play on carpetbaggers and the such. It's a ficticious name. Lee Van C u n ty Chops.
Yeah that was great when the Elbowtoe print came up and almost 45 sold immediately and then someone on this forum said it was C**P! and then another, me actually, and another and since that time they've sold 3 prints! Just shows the strength of this forum.
I think it's meant to have a un where the ** is. It's a play on carpetbaggers and the such. It's a ficticious name. Lee Van C u n ty Chops.
Yeah that was great when the Elbowtoe print came up and almost 45 sold immediately and then someone on this forum said it was C**P! and then another, me actually, and another and since that time they've sold 3 prints! Just shows the strength of this forum.
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Who is C***Y ??, by BlackRatPress on Apr 30, 2007 11:23:25 GMT 1, c**ty is a real but unknown art assassin. From day one he has attacked our site - and has never actually bought anything. He has tried to mess up the site about a squibillion times but since we have fixed it a bit he is now reduced to ordering single prints under clever names like Sadam H, Banksy, F Off etc etc which seems a little more impotent than when he used to routinely buy but not complete our entire stock at 3am
Whoever he is doesn't like us... which gives our egos a boost but also makes me check the door is locked at night!
c**ty is a real but unknown art assassin. From day one he has attacked our site - and has never actually bought anything. He has tried to mess up the site about a squibillion times but since we have fixed it a bit he is now reduced to ordering single prints under clever names like Sadam H, Banksy, F Off etc etc which seems a little more impotent than when he used to routinely buy but not complete our entire stock at 3am
Whoever he is doesn't like us... which gives our egos a boost but also makes me check the door is locked at night!
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Who is C***Y ??, by carlito on Apr 30, 2007 11:33:33 GMT 1, whoever he is Fazeley...after that newsletter I'd do more than check the doors I'd buy a gun 
whoever he is Fazeley...after that newsletter I'd do more than check the doors I'd buy a gun |
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Who is C***Y ??, by carlito on Apr 30, 2007 11:37:44 GMT 1, you know thinking about it..these kind of things are only going to get worse...
they were talking about 'flipping' on radio 5 this morning in regard to Kate Moss's new line of clothes at TopShop..the more people are woken up to it..the more it will happen...and the more nutters who buy the wrong thing and make no profit will look for vengance! lol
you know thinking about it..these kind of things are only going to get worse...
they were talking about 'flipping' on radio 5 this morning in regard to Kate Moss's new line of clothes at TopShop..the more people are woken up to it..the more it will happen...and the more nutters who buy the wrong thing and make no profit will look for vengance! lol
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Who is C***Y ??, by Tyler Durden on Apr 30, 2007 11:54:10 GMT 1, Fazeley, is there no way you can get an IP tracker / monitor who uses your website and track down Mr Chops?
Fazeley, is there no way you can get an IP tracker / monitor who uses your website and track down Mr Chops?
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Who is C***Y ??, by BlackRatPress on Apr 30, 2007 12:06:20 GMT 1, probably but I would need to know what it meant. They can't do to much harm now and it takes up more of their time than mine. In my holmes type manner I can guess, not in order of likelyhood, it is either: an artist who we haven't shown or have upset in some way, a customer who is a bit mental, a dealer/publisher who have got their knickers in a twist, one of Nicks female admirers who thinks he spends too much time contemplating which paper would be best for the new matt small, the printers wife.
Whoever it is knew when we were starting because they kicked in with their tomfoolery on day 1.
probably but I would need to know what it meant. They can't do to much harm now and it takes up more of their time than mine. In my holmes type manner I can guess, not in order of likelyhood, it is either: an artist who we haven't shown or have upset in some way, a customer who is a bit mental, a dealer/publisher who have got their knickers in a twist, one of Nicks female admirers who thinks he spends too much time contemplating which paper would be best for the new matt small, the printers wife.
Whoever it is knew when we were starting because they kicked in with their tomfoolery on day 1.
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Who is C***Y ??, by carlito on Apr 30, 2007 12:12:24 GMT 1, sounds like you have it pretty well sorted... .. even so scary...i look forward to the continuing adventures of c**ty in future newsletters
how's the Logan Hicks print coming along?
sounds like you have it pretty well sorted... .. even so scary...i look forward to the continuing adventures of c**ty in future newsletters how's the Logan Hicks print coming along? |
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Who is C***Y ??, by BlackRatPress on Apr 30, 2007 12:18:33 GMT 1, he arrives tomorrow - probably signing wednesday - print possibly on line by the end of this week and certainly beginning of next. It's a good one.
Day at the printers tomorrow - proofing dfaces and kennards and trying to think up new challenges. Latest is mixing printing techiniques on the same print - etching and screenprint etc
he arrives tomorrow - probably signing wednesday - print possibly on line by the end of this week and certainly beginning of next. It's a good one.
Day at the printers tomorrow - proofing dfaces and kennards and trying to think up new challenges. Latest is mixing printing techiniques on the same print - etching and screenprint etc
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Who is C***Y ??, by carlito on Apr 30, 2007 12:24:13 GMT 1, nice one Faze ... I look forward to it.. busy but fun week for u
nice one Faze ... I look forward to it.. busy but fun week for u |
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Who is C***Y ??, by Daniel Silk on Apr 30, 2007 20:07:07 GMT 1, c**ty is a real but unknown art assassin. From day one he has attacked our site - and has never actually bought anything. He has tried to mess up the site about a squibillion times but since we have fixed it a bit he is now reduced to ordering single prints under clever names like Sadam H, Banksy, F Off etc etc which seems a little more impotent than when he used to routinely buy but not complete our entire stock at 3am Whoever he is doesn't like us... which gives our egos a boost but also makes me check the door is locked at night!
As tyler said, if you have any IP or email info on this person I could run a seach on this forums logs and see if I can come up with anything to help you catch them.
c**ty is a real but unknown art assassin. From day one he has attacked our site - and has never actually bought anything. He has tried to mess up the site about a squibillion times but since we have fixed it a bit he is now reduced to ordering single prints under clever names like Sadam H, Banksy, F Off etc etc which seems a little more impotent than when he used to routinely buy but not complete our entire stock at 3am Whoever he is doesn't like us... which gives our egos a boost but also makes me check the door is locked at night! As tyler said, if you have any IP or email info on this person I could run a seach on this forums logs and see if I can come up with anything to help you catch them. |
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gbh
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Who is C***Y ??, by gbh on May 1, 2007 1:15:51 GMT 1, if you guys had a good web host, you could very simply deny access to your site from cunty mc chops' ip address (it will be logged by your payment system) or a selected range if he is really troubling you. That will be the last you see of him.
if you guys had a good web host, you could very simply deny access to your site from cunty mc chops' ip address (it will be logged by your payment system) or a selected range if he is really troubling you. That will be the last you see of him.
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Who is C***Y ??, by dmandpenfold on May 1, 2007 12:06:53 GMT 1, but if they're really persistent, they can easily mask their IP address too
but if they're really persistent, they can easily mask their IP address too
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gbh
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Who is C***Y ??, by gbh on May 1, 2007 12:19:17 GMT 1, then it's time use some brute force roles with ipchains.
it's quite simple to make his life hell.
then it's time use some brute force roles with ipchains.
it's quite simple to make his life hell.
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