wildbill
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January 2007
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Attempted murder, by wildbill on Aug 9, 2007 19:27:32 GMT 1, WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
(the actual AP headline)
Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in- laws in Los Angeles and, while there, went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.
Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows
rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.
One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.
The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.
When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid. ;D
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
(the actual AP headline)
Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in- laws in Los Angeles and, while there, went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.
Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows
rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.
One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.
The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.
When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid. ;D
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BunnyBoiler
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December 2006
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Attempted murder, by BunnyBoiler on Aug 9, 2007 19:31:16 GMT 1, haha great! I can see myself doing that. 
haha great! I can see myself doing that. |
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Attempted murder, by tomhills1 on Aug 9, 2007 20:42:42 GMT 1, that's always happening to me!!
bill, got a pm coming at yer my man!
that's always happening to me!!
bill, got a pm coming at yer my man!
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ABC
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August 2006
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Attempted murder, by ABC on Aug 9, 2007 22:05:00 GMT 1, LMFHO
LMFHO
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goffy
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November 2006
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Attempted murder, by goffy on Aug 10, 2007 16:25:52 GMT 1, The consistency of the brain is very soft like jello that you could scoop it out of a skull with a spoon. Don't ask me how I know.
The consistency of the brain is very soft like jello that you could scoop it out of a skull with a spoon. Don't ask me how I know.
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stuey09
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Attempted murder, by stuey09 on Aug 10, 2007 16:29:19 GMT 1, The consistency of the brain is very soft like jello that you could scoop it out of a skull with a spoon. Don't ask me how I know.
How do you know 
The consistency of the brain is very soft like jello that you could scoop it out of a skull with a spoon. Don't ask me how I know. How do you know |
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goffy
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November 2006
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Attempted murder, by goffy on Aug 10, 2007 16:31:12 GMT 1, I SAID DON'T ASK!!
I SAID DON'T ASK!!
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stuey09
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Attempted murder, by stuey09 on Aug 10, 2007 16:38:21 GMT 1, Then don't post the f**king information if its such a sore subject
Then don't post the f**king information if its such a sore subject
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goffy
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November 2006
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Attempted murder, by goffy on Aug 10, 2007 17:12:20 GMT 1, Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
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