[nobokov]

Hey All,

I've been up to no good all week and created some sort of Shopify webstore to sell various housewares that masquerade as art. Please check it out if you feel like laughing at someone. The link is:

nott-art-housewares.myshopify.com/

The first few items which will launch this weekend are test items, which actually do exist and can be bought. After these items, the housewares will become progressively funnier. By product 100, you may develop cancer from all of the laughing - be forewarned.

Here's the first unique product which is made of Calcined Gypsum and Neon Blue Apatite Crystals: 6th Generation Classic Discarded Junk #1

Essentially, it's a glorified paperweight.

Price: only $25 and your soul

Please enjoy or commence mocking!

A percentage of profits will be donated to Democracy Now!

Democracy Now! produces a daily, global, independent news hour hosted by award-winning journalists Amy Goodman and Juan González. Our reporting includes breaking daily news headlines and in-depth interviews with people on the front lines of the world’s most pressing issues. On Democracy Now!, you’ll hear a diversity of voices speaking for themselves, providing a unique and sometimes provocative perspective on global events.

[Winks]

Total crap. Get a job.


Edit: I preferred the artworks you did a while back and they were appalling.

[blerd]

What a wasted week! I used to enjoy your posts.

Then you went from informative to miserable (talking everything and everyone down) to plain trolling.

I'm not sure if you realise how patronising you are constantly laughing at people and elevating yourself to some higher knowledge and taste.

I presume this "no good you've been up too...all week" is to mock the whole GDP thread and the Banksy door mat.

Why bother if you don't like it ignore it!

I may be wrong but you come across like you entered the lottery missed out and are annoyed you didn't buy one.

Then to add insult to injury you top it all off with a cancer joke.

Get yourself happy. Pause the instagram and UAA for an afternoon and get some perspective.

Focus on what you love and not what you hate. You'll be surprised what can happen.

Please don't take this as an attack just my observations.

[Winks]

This all got a bit serious 

[drip]

Can you do a Porsche or Nissan Micra next?


Edit: Speaking of cars, is that car windscreen glass that you've embedded into the plaster of paris? 

[drip]

I think the problem is, at the moment, people will probably just think you're taking the piss. Nearly all artists experience this initially but, in 5 or 10 years time, if you're still banging away in an ever-deeper furrow, and with the right promotion, people will eventually realise you're not just having a laugh, going through a phase, or are mentally unwell, but that you are in fact an artist. Maybe also (in time) your family will come to accept this too.

But it will take time and you might have to go hungry for a bit. x

[Rubberneck]

Just realised it’s a 1st generation iPod which you’ve moulded into a pisscake? Did you piss on it to create the deterioration.. piss artist that’s funny. You could work with a manufacturer and get them into every pub in town .. bosh art for the masses

[Nordicstar]

I love your art! I have the pineaple in my dining room.
This isn’t a pisstake, I know this, since I had their art for years up on my wall.
And I also know some mistake them for the other chap, but not the same.
Keep up the good work x

[drip]

That's actually not a bad idea. Do a decaying can of Stella Artois next. Create about 1000 (or so?) of them, then surreptitiously (awful word to type and also understand) place one on every table in every pub in your local area. You'll lose a load of money but you're almost guaranteed to make the local newspaper, which is publicity gold and worth far more than money.

[Terry Fuckwitt]

I'm confused, not sure what's real anymore 🤔 Is it a bath bomb?

[Nordicstar]

Nov 16, 2019 11:04:47 GMT 1 Terry Fuckwitt said:

I'm confused, not sure what's real anymore 🤔 Is it a bath bomb?

When it’s really real it’s realer than the matrix

[nobokov]

Nov 16, 2019 9:56:55 GMT 1 blerd said:

What a wasted week! I used to enjoy your posts.

Then you went from informative to miserable (talking everything and everyone down) to plain trolling.

I'm not sure if you realise how patronising you are constantly laughing at people and elevating yourself to some higher knowledge and taste.

I presume this "no good you've been up too...all week" is to mock the whole GDP thread and the Banksy door mat.

Why bother if you don't like it ignore it!

I may be wrong but you come across like you entered the lottery missed out and are annoyed you didn't buy one.

Then to add insult to injury you top it all off with a cancer joke.

Get yourself happy. Pause the instagram and UAA for an afternoon and get some perspective.

Focus on what you love and not what you hate. You'll be surprised what can happen.

Please don't take this as an attack just my observations.

I think you misinterpreted the mat conversation. I was just questioning whether it was art or a homegood, which the gdp site said that it offered. Is the mug art or a homegood? A homegood. Is the clock a homegood or art? An expensive but a funny homegood. This is just my opinion but I think that these days, when a person has a different view than others, they take that as an attack rather than a conversation.

About the mocking, laughing at people...I thought I was doing that from the beginning? Many of the people on here deserves a little mocking, let's be honest. Most are disingenuous posts on here, hyping items for sale, hyping artists they've purchased for the flip, fake posts wanting particular artwork, or just flaunting the possession of some sort of insider information without revealing any useful inforamtion. A small few are sincere and do add release information and do have interesting conversations about art or whatnot. You gotta be able to laugh at all of this. The terrible art releases week after week, the people leaving the forum in am angry huff and returning with a new account five minutes later. It's a weird fucking place filled with weird characters. Anyway, no offense taken. I get and appreciate your perspective.

[nobokov]

Nov 16, 2019 11:04:47 GMT 1 Terry Fuckwitt said:

I'm confused, not sure what's real anymore 🤔 Is it a bath bomb?

It could be a bathbomb. A bathbomb that leads to severe burns and possible amputation?

[nobokov]

Nov 16, 2019 10:46:09 GMT 1 Rubberneck said:

Just realised it’s a 1st generation iPod which you’ve moulded into a pisscake? Did you piss on it to create the deterioration.. piss artist that’s funny. You could work with a manufacturer and get them into every pub in town .. bosh art for the masses

Piss and pubs, what a synergistic treat👍

[nobokov]

Nov 16, 2019 10:49:07 GMT 1 Nordicstar said:

I love your art! I have the pineaple in my dining room.
This isn’t a pisstake, I know this, since I had their art for years up on my wall.
And I also know some mistake them for the other chap, but not the same.
Keep up the good work x

You're the best🙏

[Nordicstar]

Nov 16, 2019 17:50:25 GMT 1 nobokov said:

Nov 16, 2019 10:49:07 GMT 1 Nordicstar said:

I love your art! I have the pineaple in my dining room.
This isn’t a pisstake, I know this, since I had their art for years up on my wall.
And I also know some mistake them for the other chap, but not the same.
Keep up the good work x

You're the best🙏

Nah, but I got a grate taste in art.

[pellets]

I enjoyed the mat convo, defo need to have people expressing a variety of opinions. If i wanted unanimous agreement id just talk to myself in the mirror like a normal person.

[Meskell]

Nov 16, 2019 17:47:21 GMT 1 nobokov said:

Nov 16, 2019 11:04:47 GMT 1 Terry Fuckwitt said:

I'm confused, not sure what's real anymore 🤔 Is it a bath bomb?

It could be a bathbomb. A bathbomb that leads to severe burns and possible amputation?

[nobokov]

Due to the unpopular demand, I've just released the 6th Generation Classic Discarded Junk #2 at a rock bottom price of $25 plus shipping. Entirely handmade and this version includes sticks of Selenite.

More photos available at the link.

nott-art-housewares.myshopify.com/collections/frontpage/products/copy-of-6th-generation-classic-discarded-junk-2

[nobokov]

6th Generation Classic Discarded Junk #3

Made of Calcined Gypsum and Neon Blue Apatite Crystals
$25

nott-art-housewares.myshopify.com/collections/frontpage/products/6th-generation-classic-discarded-junk-3

[nobokov]

And the final one in this series...

nott-art-housewares.myshopify.com/products/6th-generation-classic-discarded-junk-4

[nobokov]

The Best of Bill Cosby Live, 2019 (from the Discarded Junk series)

In partnership with myself, we're bringing you the ultimate audio experience. No compromises. Just awkward silence. With our audio cassette, experience the Best of Bill Cosby like you never have before.

Handcrafted with Calcined Gypsum, Selenite, and Neon Blue Apatite Crystals

$25 plus shipping


nott-art-housewares.myshopify.com/products/copy-of-6th-generation-classic-discarded-junk-1

[nobokov]

Louis C.K. Shameless, 2019 (from the Discarded Junk series)
We are reuniting once again to bring you another disturbing moment. With our audio cassette, experience the Shameless album like you never have before.

nott-art-housewares.myshopify.com/products/louis-ck-shameless-2019-from-the-discarded-junk-series

[nobokov]

At only $25, I present:

The Very Best of R. Kelly (from the Discarded Junk series)

For our third album, we bring you the Very Best of R. Kelly. Pop this in your car's tape deck, roll down the windows, and make believe that you can fly all over again.

nott-art-housewares.myshopify.com/products/michael-jacksons-pretty-young-thing-p-y-t-from-the-discarded-junk-series

[nobokov]

I'm announcing today that a portion of all profits from this venture will be donated to Democracy Now! , an independent global news station.
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Democracy Now! produces a daily, global, independent news hour hosted by award-winning journalists Amy Goodman and Juan González. Our reporting includes breaking daily news headlines and in-depth interviews with people on the front lines of the world’s most pressing issues. On Democracy Now!, you’ll hear a diversity of voices speaking for themselves, providing a unique and sometimes provocative perspective on global events.

[hibster]

Nov 16, 2019 10:46:09 GMT 1 Rubberneck said:

Just realised it’s a 1st generation iPod which you’ve moulded into a pisscake? Did you piss on it to create the deterioration.. piss artist that’s funny. You could work with a manufacturer and get them into every pub in town .. bosh art for the masses

6th generation - note the curved front

1st gen almost completely different - has the buttons around the click wheel which look like a speaker with a convex centre button, different screen proportions 

[Winks]

Nov 19, 2019 5:18:11 GMT 1 nobokov said:

At only $25, I present:

The Very Best of R. Kelly (from the Discarded Junk series)

For our third album, we bring you the Very Best of R. Kelly. Pop this in your car's tape deck, roll down the windows, and make believe that you can fly all over again.

nott-art-housewares.myshopify.com/products/michael-jacksons-pretty-young-thing-p-y-t-from-the-discarded-junk-series

I believe it can fly, into a bin.

Looks like something the budgie sharpened its beak on.

[nobokov]

It's come to my attention that the shipping rates were a bit off, and I've just adjusted the weights down to bring down the shipping cost.

[Poster Bob]

Ease up on the crystal

[nobokov]

Nov 20, 2019 23:20:31 GMT 1 Poster Bob said:

Ease up on the crystal

Thanks, thats a good suggestion.🙏