[Dr Plip]

Oct 12, 2015 7:30:51 GMT 1 LonelyFarmer said:

Oct 11, 2015 23:38:17 GMT 1 .dappy said:

... getting back on topic ... who doesnt love the seagulls ...

  Seems everyone does, even fugly old blokes ffs.

I don't care what anyone says, those are some sexy legs.

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^^^ thank you, though hers were a bit skinny I thought.

#sexylegs

[Lroy]

Oct 12, 2015 8:55:45 GMT 1 LonelyFarmer said:

^^^ thank you, though hers were a bit skinny I thought.

#sexylegs

LOL a bit of vintage kitsch video, Ahaha Riot Steward  !

[clemalx]

Sept 8, 2015 7:12:48 GMT 1 Lroy said:

Sept 7, 2015 19:48:17 GMT 1 Baby Dave said:

How many people are flogging DFace American Depress cards on eBay saying they are from Dismaland?!

There's a listing for two cards for £350....I've messaged the seller and they said they got them from Dismaland on the 29th.
I just hope people don't get suckered in!

Even if they were from Dismaland and were cleverly hidden....£350?! Really?! Shut the front door!

it is not the worth : we all know that selling on eBay needs keywords as Banksy Faile Invader ... Now there is Dismaland ... If people think that he found it in Dismaland , what can we do ?... 350 ?! Ffs, I should sell mine !
Where is it ?
In my Dismalbox ?
Tonite I will sell

I did actually find one at Dismaland, it was on the ground near the pizzeria. I thought someone had lost his credit card and realized it was a fake one.
I then asked the pizza guy, people at the shop and no one knew what it was. The lady at the shop said someone tried to pay for tee shirts with but it of course did not work.
I am very intrigued by this, if anyone has information about this, please, please let me know !
I personally won't sell it, I already feel so lucky I could visit Dismaland, this little mysterious card I found is one of the best memory !

[phischa]

Oct 12, 2015 21:32:39 GMT 1 clemalx said:

Sept 8, 2015 7:12:48 GMT 1 Lroy said:

it is not the worth : we all know that selling on eBay needs keywords as Banksy Faile Invader ... Now there is Dismaland ... If people think that he found it in Dismaland , what can we do ?... 350 ?! Ffs, I should sell mine !
Where is it ?
In my Dismalbox ?
Tonite I will sell

I did actually find one at Dismaland, it was on the ground near the pizzeria. I thought someone had lost his credit card and realized it was a fake one.
I then asked the pizza guy, people at the shop and no one knew what it was. The lady at the shop said someone tried to pay for tee shirts with but it of course did not work.
I am very intrigued by this, if anyone has information about this, please, please let me know !
I personally won't sell it, I already feel so lucky I could visit Dismaland, this little mysterious card I found is one of the best memory !

made my day :-)

[Lroy]

Oct 12, 2015 21:32:39 GMT 1 clemalx said:

Sept 8, 2015 7:12:48 GMT 1 Lroy said:

it is not the worth : we all know that selling on eBay needs keywords as Banksy Faile Invader ... Now there is Dismaland ... If people think that he found it in Dismaland , what can we do ?... 350 ?! Ffs, I should sell mine !
Where is it ?
In my Dismalbox ?
Tonite I will sell

I did actually find one at Dismaland, it was on the ground near the pizzeria. I thought someone had lost his credit card and realized it was a fake one.
I then asked the pizza guy, people at the shop and no one knew what it was. The lady at the shop said someone tried to pay for tee shirts with but it of course did not work.
I am very intrigued by this, if anyone has information about this, please, please let me know !
I personally won't sell it, I already feel so lucky I could visit Dismaland, this little mysterious card I found is one of the best memory !

yes nice story .. So Dface as Bannisterr came in Dismaland to make as The Little Thumb , giving or throwing or hiding some art on the floor .. Nice gestures... But I don't think that artists , Banksy and official ones have done it ( as we can read on eBay with fantasmagoric stories ) .. Dismaland was not only an XMas tree, a bemusement park, but also a place where we have seen master artists and artworks .. I am happy for you, I would like to find some gifts maybe but do you know what : in the 3 times that I have been there I never thought even a second to find an hidden treasure or to look behind the. Stages or inn the floors .. I don't know why.. Maybe the treasure was Dismaland itself, his people, our people, us, his art , his music, his installations , his location, his games, and Banksy ' spirit floating over the park as Pirate flags reigning over the seas.. All the seas... Legends and secrecy, beers and booze, art and noise... Wow what a travel I made ! Walking and dreaming, meeting friends and watching things, with curiosity and smiles , imagination and laugh, with complete freedom , as a kid in front of all he never had, a refuge. A castle.
Love is in the air.

[Dr Plip]

Dismaland was like a Mecca for amateur artists. I came across a few bits while I was there, but if eBay is to be believed, Dismaland visitors had to wade their way through "found" and "secret" artwork all over the place.

Uninvited artists either used the park to promote their work or raise awareness for causes (or a bit of both). I have no doubt some just dicked around as well.

I'm surprised towards the end, the security guards weren't asking "You haven't got any art in there have you?" while searching your bags.

And now everyone's claiming their eBay items were found in Dismaland. If you have an old bike or kettle to sell, just say you found it in Dismaland. Or was given it by a bloke in a hoodie. Near Dismaland.

[Matt]

Oct 12, 2015 22:45:18 GMT 1 Dr Plip said:

I'm surprised towards the end, the security guards weren't asking "You haven't got any art in there have you?" while searching your bags

Funny you should say that, because I felt a 50p coin slip from my pocket under the couch by the coffee machine.

I reached under to get it and you will never guess what was glued to the underside of the couch : a Picasso !

I understand the security guards from he Tate were smuggling in real art and gluing it around the park to get back at Banksy or something...

[marigot]

[clemalx]

Oct 12, 2015 22:37:54 GMT 1 Lroy said:

Oct 12, 2015 21:32:39 GMT 1 clemalx said:

I did actually find one at Dismaland, it was on the ground near the pizzeria. I thought someone had lost his credit card and realized it was a fake one.
I then asked the pizza guy, people at the shop and no one knew what it was. The lady at the shop said someone tried to pay for tee shirts with but it of course did not work.
I am very intrigued by this, if anyone has information about this, please, please let me know !
I personally won't sell it, I already feel so lucky I could visit Dismaland, this little mysterious card I found is one of the best memory !

yes nice story .. So Dface as Bannisterr came in Dismaland to make as The Little Thumb , giving or throwing or hiding some art on the floor .. Nice gestures... But I don't think that artists , Banksy and official ones have done it ( as we can read on eBay with fantasmagoric stories ) .. Dismaland was not only an XMas tree, a bemusement park, but also a place where we have seen master artists and artworks .. I am happy for you, I would like to find some gifts maybe but do you know what : in the 3 times that I have been there I never thought even a second to find an hidden treasure or to look behind the. Stages or inn the floors .. I don't know why.. Maybe the treasure was Dismaland itself, his people, our people, us, his art , his music, his installations , his location, his games, and Banksy ' spirit floating over the park as Pirate flags reigning over the seas.. All the seas... Legends and secrecy, beers and booze, art and noise... Wow what a travel I made ! Walking and dreaming, meeting friends and watching things, with curiosity and smiles , imagination and laugh, with complete freedom , as a kid in front of all he never had, a refuge. A castle.
Love is in the air.

I find it quite funny/sad you see anyone who found something at Dismaland as gold digger and assume they did not pay attention to the exhibition or take the time to fully appreciate it . Like I said, I really enjoyed the exhibition.

Some people were asking about these cards, I just wanted to mention I also found one (which means not all ebay sellers are lying) share some info and learn more about it.
Now, I can imagine someone made fake cards but I am not sure what would be the aim, he won't promote his art (it says Dface on it), won't make money with it. I went there quite early (26/08) don't know how long it would take to make these but that seems like a short timing...

[F*X]

Oct 12, 2015 23:48:02 GMT 1 marigot said:

This steward was brilliant on hook the duck. Her dismal attitude was fantastic.

[Lroy]

Oct 13, 2015 7:04:03 GMT 1 F*X said:

Oct 12, 2015 23:48:02 GMT 1 marigot said:

This steward was brilliant on hook the duck. Her dismal attitude was fantastic.

she was naughty with me and made always loose.. 2quids x... : too many quids ...

[Lroy]

Oct 12, 2015 22:45:18 GMT 1 Dr Plip said:

Dismaland was like a Mecca for amateur artists. I came across a few bits while I was there, but if eBay is to be believed, Dismaland visitors had to wade their way through "found" and "secret" artwork all over the place.

Uninvited artists either used the park to promote their work or raise awareness for causes (or a bit of both). I have no doubt some just dicked around as well.

I'm surprised towards the end, the security guards weren't asking "You haven't got any art in there have you?" while searching your bags.

And now everyone's claiming their eBay items were found in Dismaland. If you have an old bike or kettle to sell, just say you found it in Dismaland. Or was given it by a bloke in a hoodie. Near Dismaland.

yeah Plip your posts are clever.. It is the same with bandanas ( which proofs ? And even if it was true , it was not the holly shroud and there was not in it the breathe of the Christ ! ) or childish stencils ( one has gone yesterday for more than 500 pounds on hellbay ) ....
Stupid, I never thought to put in my pocket some sand from dismalsand nor to rob the iron horse..
One thing is still questioning myself : ok I saw some security running and bringing out some guys, but Disnaland was really a challenge and it could be worth : where was the real cameras ? How much security guard in civil or other... It was really easy to rob something ,- I mean no ducks - but real piece of arts - even to destroy at certain moments - during the concerts per exemple - some installations...
Banksy and Cie , could be happy, nothing grave happened, and on more of one month , with all these people , the little of security , night and day , it is really a chance ! Banksy is truly amazing : to put security without security ...

( yes, of course one or two Cauty policemen were robbed.. We know, it is the proper of art and masterpieces to be robbed . But not to finish as a vulgar little puppet on eBay. Shame on the sellers and before all, the buyers. )

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Oct 12, 2015 22:56:22 GMT 1 Matt said:

Oct 12, 2015 22:45:18 GMT 1 Dr Plip said:

I'm surprised towards the end, the security guards weren't asking "You haven't got any art in there have you?" while searching your bags

Funny you should say that, because I felt a 50p coin slip from my pocket under the couch by the coffee machine.

I reached under to get it and you will never guess what was glued to the underside of the couch : a Picasso !

I understand the security guards from he Tate were smuggling in real art and gluing it around the park to get back at Banksy or something...

I had a similar thing happen, one of my boys empty chip packet blew away and being a good citizens we chased it down to under a porta-loo cabin, under the middle of it stuck to the bottom I noticed a little black frame with a pic inside of a little girl chasing a balloon.

It was quite nice, but a little childish, once I crawled back out backwards covered in what looked like mud but a little wiffy I told my kids what i saw and asked if they wanted it, they said if they were girls they would, but they didn't think it would look 'cool' on their bedroom wall, so we nipped down to WH Smith and got another starwars poster

[Dr Plip]

Oct 13, 2015 7:28:57 GMT 1 Lroy said:

Oct 12, 2015 22:45:18 GMT 1 Dr Plip said:

blah blah blah

yeah Plip your posts are clever.. It is the same with bandanas ( which proofs ? And even if it was true , it was not the holly shroud and there was not in it the breathe of the Christ ! ) or childish stencils ( one has gone yesterday for more than 500 pounds on hellbay ) ....
Stupid, I never thought to put in my pocket some sand from dismalsand nor to rob the iron horse..

Yeah, I got that.

Took it on the last day. Just trying to work out how it goes back together so I can photograph it for eBay.



I took it home on the train too.

[Dr Plip]

And now for a photo of Ben Long sitting atop his scaffolding dog.

[Monkey Say Monkey Do]

regarding all the art work found @ Dismaland ,

i went to the last ten days of Dismaland and every time i walked through the gift shop
i noticed the staff behind the counter were doodling on programmes and carrier bags
and i guess most of the art found comes from there , scattered about by the staff .

  

[Dr Plip]

Oct 13, 2015 10:23:01 GMT 1 Monkey Say Monkey Do said:

regarding all the art work found @ Dismaland ,

i went to the last ten days of Dismaland and every time i walked through the gift shop
i noticed the staff behind the counter were doodling on programmes and carrier bags
and i guess most of the art found comes from there , scattered about by the staff .

  

You went to the last ten days??!!

Wow. I'm amazed you didn't have to pay Council Tax.

[Monkey Say Monkey Do]

and the staff after party ...

[Lroy]

Sometimes I wonder as In Xfiles if there is not a parallel world or forum here, lol ...

Anyway, Dismaland was une " première" , un " coup de maître " , de " génie" , genius !!!

To make an universal success, peaceful and jubilant, with an abandonned and grey site as the Tropicana, to prepare it in silence, and to make this mix of fun fair, carnival, or monster/freak fair, close to this gallery of contemporary art and also street-art, with this gypsy side and this cosmopolitan crowd, this closeness of tourists, locals and great travellers, great collectors and art lovers, walkers with prams and strollers of all ages, activists, anarchists and grannies, Banksy fans or not, young and old , amateurs already queuing for a free merry-go-round or a ( dismal ) game ( playing the game , with no winner but smiles ) , ready for a laugh or for an help, this mixture of pizza and fires of wood ( erm, books ) as in a scout walk or in a Glats' musical festival.. This castle in pasteboard, " clic"/ " cheese " /"photo", and these serious caravans or tents of activists and rebels.. And this heady bed song music sounding as in a Fritz lang movie all over the park, when the reggae of Paul Insect/Bast's puppets plays its bass in a corner, near the pizza, where there was electro music and DJ sound system, and at the opposite, these wellknown or locals bands of rap, rock, and punk... What a mixture !

Dismaland is a Première ( a major first )  in the art style and is a brilliant blow ! The biggest event of art and non-art in the world of the art and performance that all the art and non art world has never knew ! Hats Off, Sir Banksy !  And to all of you, to all of us too !

[Monkey Say Monkey Do]

here here .....

[Dr Plip]

Yeah, I came across a Dismal Steward drawing on a programme.

This is he:

http://instagram.com/p/8TbwW3IsAf

[Dr Plip]

LOL. Ok, I'm really curious. Let's see who attended the most times. If you're staff, you don't count, but who went the most days? Come on, let's see the dedicated fans. lol

[Coach]

Oct 13, 2015 10:50:28 GMT 1 Dr Plip said:

LOL. Ok, I'm really curious. Let's see who attended the most times. If you're staff, you don't count, but who went the most days? Come on, let's see the dedicated fans. lol

My money is on 11.

[Dr Plip]

Oct 13, 2015 7:28:57 GMT 1 Lroy said:

Oct 12, 2015 22:45:18 GMT 1 Dr Plip said:

blah blah blah

yeah Plip your posts are clever.. It is the same with bandanas ( which proofs ? And even if it was true , it was not the holly shroud and there was not in it the breathe of the Christ ! ) or childish stencils ( one has gone yesterday for more than 500 pounds on hellbay ) ....
Stupid, I never thought to put in my pocket some sand from dismalsand

Speaking of sand, did anyone notice if this Banksy was still there?

[Lroy]

Oct 13, 2015 10:41:08 GMT 1 Monkey Say Monkey Do said:

here here .....
what the xfile one, ?

[11]

Oct 13, 2015 10:53:08 GMT 1 Coach said:

Oct 13, 2015 10:50:28 GMT 1 Dr Plip said:

LOL. Ok, I'm really curious. Let's see who attended the most times. If you're staff, you don't count, but who went the most days? Come on, let's see the dedicated fans. lol

My money is on 11.

Don't know what you're implying - never even seen this Weston place

Was the show any good ?

[F*X]

Oct 13, 2015 10:36:31 GMT 1 Lroy said:

Sometimes I wonder as In Xfiles if there is not a parallel world or forum here, lol ...

Anyway, Dismaland was une " première" , un " coup de maître " , de " génie" , genius !!!

To make an universal success, peaceful and jubilant, with an abandonned and grey site as the Tropicana, to prepare it in silence, and to make this mix of fun fair, carnival, or monster/freak fair, close to this gallery of contemporary art and also street-art, with this gypsy side and this cosmopolitan crowd, this closeness of tourists, locals and great travellers, great collectors and art lovers, walkers with prams and strollers of all ages, activists, anarchists and grannies, Banksy fans or not, young and old , amateurs already queuing for a free merry-go-round or a ( dismal ) game ( playing the game , with no winner but smiles ) , ready for a laugh or for an help, this mixture of pizza and fires of wood ( erm, books ) as in a scout walk or in a Glats' musical festival.. This castle in pasteboard, " clic"/ " cheese " /"photo", and these serious caravans or tents of activists and rebels.. And this heady bed song music sounding as in a Fritz lang movie all over the park, when the reggae of Paul Insect/Bast's puppets plays its bass in a corner, near the pizza, where there was electro music and DJ sound system, and at the opposite, these wellknown or locals bands of rap, rock, and punk... What a mixture !

Dismaland is a Première ( a major first )  in the art style and is a brilliant blow ! The biggest event of art and non-art in the world of the art and performance that all the art and non art world has never knew ! Hats Off, Sir Banksy !  And to all of you, to all of us too !

Well put.
What else is there to say.

[F*X]

Oct 13, 2015 10:50:28 GMT 1 Dr Plip said:

LOL. Ok, I'm really curious. Let's see who attended the most times. If you're staff, you don't count, but who went the most days? Come on, let's see the dedicated fans. lol

I will open the bidding at 8
Sad but true:-B

[Lroy]

Oct 13, 2015 11:01:16 GMT 1 11 said:

Oct 13, 2015 10:53:08 GMT 1 Coach said:

My money is on 11.

Don't know what you're implying - never even seen this Weston place

Was the show any good ?

I would really to meet you  11 , as Agent Provocateur...

Where were you ?