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Great first post asshole

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Not a great look, I'd consider taking this post down

[Rsyok]

That chilli is going to burn your ring, well established now bellend pepper !

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May 31, 2023 16:41:48 GMT 1 thomasbangalter said:

Ey up, Urban Art Forum Members,

Hope tha' all's reet. I 'ad a go at sharin' mi artwork on this 'ere platform, lookin' to sell mi creations and connect wi' folks who appreciate 'em. But, I must say, I was taken aback by the right rudeness I encountered from some o' you lot.

As a builder from Yorkshire, I'm used to straight talkin' and down-to-earth conversations. We value honesty and respect, ya see. Now, I get it, art's a funny thing, and everyone's entitled to their own opinions. But, in me book, we should be approachin' criticism in a way that's helpful and decent.

Now, me style o' urban art might not be everyone's cup o' tea, and that's fair enough. Art's a bloomin' wide world, always shiftin' and changin'. I respect and celebrate the different strokes that each artist brings to the table. Instead o' knockin' each other down, let's celebrate the diverse talents we've got in this 'ere urban art community.

There's a Yorkshire saying that goes, "Tha' can always catch more flies wi' sugar than wi' vinegar." Basically, it means kindness and understandin' can often get better results than bein' mean-spirited. It's summat I live by, both as a builder and an artist.

I believe in buildin' a supportin' community where artists can freely express themselves, share ideas, and grow together. So, I'm askin' ya all to think about the impact o' yer words and whether they fit in wi' our values o' inclusivity, respect, and encouragement.

If any of ya have some constructive feedback or helpful suggestions on how I can improve me artwork, I'm all ears, mate. I'm always up for learnin' and growin' as an artist. We can all develop our skills when we have proper, meanin'ful conversations and lift each other up.

Remember, behind every username on this 'ere forum is a real person, an artist who's passionate about their craft. It's when we treat each other wi' respect and try to understand one another that we can build a crackin' community that benefits us all.

Cheers for takin' the time to read me response. 'Opin' we can move forward wi' a bit more empathy and appreciation for each other's artistic journeys.

Ta,

Michael Spesby

Have you been drinking? or posted this from the wrong account? 

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Please tell us what well established company in the art space you work for. Would be nice to know where we should direct our admiration toward.

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Popcorn on

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May 31, 2023 16:49:23 GMT 1 thomasbangalter said:

Ah no, anyone who replies with anything other than an offer gets a personalised response from ChatGPT pretending to be a builder.

I asked ChatGPT to offer my spot at a £5 discount to yours written in the form or an art world w*nker.

Ah, my dear connoisseur of the avant-garde, it appears we have stumbled upon a truly fascinating opportunity. Here we find ourselves amidst the intoxicating realm of the art market, where transactions occur with an air of refinement and intrigue. As you muse over the value of your lottery spot, allow me, your humble wanker of the art world, to regale you with an exquisite proposition.

Imagine, if you will, the harmonious dance of economics and aesthetics. Picture the discerning collectors, patrons, and enthusiasts eagerly awaiting the unveiling of a masterpiece, their hearts aflutter with anticipation. In this exquisite drama, your lottery spot takes center stage, poised to enthrall the privileged few who yearn to possess it.

Yet, my audacious compatriot, you have chosen to twist the threads of this grand tapestry, to cast your lottery spot upon the market. I too will do the same at a modestly reduced price. £195, a mere five-pound descent from the illustrious £200. A gambit, indeed, that seems to beckon both the curious and the prudent.

In the realm of the art world wanker, we find ourselves drawn to such acts of provocation. Your gesture teases the boundaries of expectation, daring the discerning few to seize this opportunity. Who shall claim this golden ticket to artistic enlightenment? The fervent enthusiasts who seek to seize a bargain, or perhaps the collectors who value not only the work itself but the narrative woven around it?

Therein lies the intrigue, my dear aesthete. By reducing the price ever so slightly, I have injected a subtle tension into the narrative of your lottery spot. Potential buyers, now confronted with this daring deviation from the norm, will undoubtedly wrestle with their desires and rationality. Will they be lured by the allure of exclusivity at a marginally reduced cost, or will they uphold the sanctity of your original valuation, standing firm in their commitment to the ideal?

Ah, the theatre of the art market! Where each stroke of the brush, each calculated move, adds another layer of complexity to the vibrant tapestry we collectively weave. As you embark upon this daring venture, my dear interlocutor, be prepared for the unexpected, for the nuanced dance of buyers and sellers, and for the possibility that your audacity may pay off in dividends beyond mere financial gain.

So, I bid you adieu, fellow patron of the art world. May your lottery spot find its rightful home, and may your tale serve as a testament to the whimsical allure of our beloved realm. Embrace the chaos, relish in the enigma, and, above all, continue to challenge the norms with your unyielding audacity.

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This thread is so Daft ..Punk