[Bill Hicks]

THE ROAD TO ERITH

ATTENTION ALL
RESIDENTS OF ESTATE TB1
CAMP DELTA-ZULU CAPITAL GROWTH INVESTORS
MODEL VILLAGE ENTHUSIASTS & COLLECTORS
and
FRIENDS, COLLABORATORS & HOSTS
OF THE
ADP RIOT TOUR
&
MdZ ESTATE TOUR


JIMMY CAUTY'S
ADP World Riot Tour & MdZ ESTATE Tour
MUST END

Permanent / longterm Home(s)
&/or
Buyer(s)
NEEDED
for
two 40ft shipping containers with
fully operational*
built-in
Dystopian Model Villages
100% road ready and vandal proof

*comes with
INSTRUCTION MANUALS
FULL TOUR ARCHIVES (PRINTED & DIGITAL)
FULLY SERVICED AND CERTIFIED ELECTRICAL SYSTEMS
WEAPONS-GRADE COMPONENTS
ONBOARD AUTOMATIC DMX-AV CONTROL
16/13 AMP POWER SUPPLIES WITH 100 METRES OF CABLE
BACKUP GENERATORS AND SPARE PARTS
CONTAINER JACK AND HEAVY DUY PADLOCKS
A SMALL WORLD LIFETIME MAINTENANCE CONTRACT
(T&CS APPLY + ADDITIONAL COSTS)
SIGNED AND DATED BY THE ARTIST
SOLD AS SEEN
NO TIME WASTERS OR TERRORISTS

FAILURE
to find permanent / long term homes
for these important small world re-enactment dystopian model villages
will
RESULT
in both containers being
DECOMMISIONED
and fly-tipped
on
THE ROAD TO ERITH

If you have space to store or exhibit these works
on a long term basis
or
have enough money to burn & buy them outright
(terms & conditions apply)
then
please contact us with your proposal(s)
(anything vaguely sensible will be listened to)

All enquiries to
Steve Lowe
[e-mail]
full specs and prices on application

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