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SODS LAW - Art Book, by Rourke on Oct 2, 2007 15:59:21 GMT 1, SODS LAW
I am planning on putting a small A5ish art book (brochure) together, maybe after xmas. I am just waiting to get enough images together. It will be the complete pen and ink style collection. All the images are about modern day issues such as War, Global Warming, Poverty ect.
Is this something anybody would be interested in, please tellus
SODS LAW
I am planning on putting a small A5ish art book (brochure) together, maybe after xmas. I am just waiting to get enough images together. It will be the complete pen and ink style collection. All the images are about modern day issues such as War, Global Warming, Poverty ect.
Is this something anybody would be interested in, please tellus
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Montubu7
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SODS LAW - Art Book, by Montubu7 on Oct 2, 2007 17:20:20 GMT 1, Sounds good fella..
Sounds good fella..
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Tyler Durden
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SODS LAW - Art Book, by Tyler Durden on Oct 4, 2007 11:51:37 GMT 1, I'd be interested..
I'd be interested..
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Rourke
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SODS LAW - Art Book, by Rourke on Oct 4, 2007 12:42:35 GMT 1, Cheers both of you, I will put you name down cheers.
Cheers both of you, I will put you name down cheers.
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SODS LAW - Art Book, by Rourke on Oct 12, 2007 20:59:31 GMT 1, Does any body know any old sayings or words? funny or not, let me have em.
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Can't teach your Grandma to suck eggs Flash in the Pan Might aswell talk to a Lamp post Deaf as a Door Nail Flabbergasted Well a go to foot of our stairs Can't swing a cat around in here
Don't ask why am doing this, I'll tell you later
Does any body know any old sayings or words? funny or not, let me have em.
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Can't teach your Grandma to suck eggs Flash in the Pan Might aswell talk to a Lamp post Deaf as a Door Nail Flabbergasted Well a go to foot of our stairs Can't swing a cat around in here
Don't ask why am doing this, I'll tell you later
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Monkey
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SODS LAW - Art Book, by Monkey on Oct 12, 2007 21:07:59 GMT 1, Rourke, What about "Wetter than an otter's pocket" ;D
Rourke, What about "Wetter than an otter's pocket" ;D
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Rourke
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SODS LAW - Art Book, by Rourke on Oct 12, 2007 21:09:43 GMT 1, Good one mate, very funny. Av never hurd that 1
Good one mate, very funny. Av never hurd that 1
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SODS LAW - Art Book, by melmoth on Oct 12, 2007 21:56:08 GMT 1, Always enjoyed this one from my grandfather:
There's more ways to kill a pig than fill it full of strawberries.
Also, as a variant to nothernmonkey's one, and as quoted on Blackadder:
Wetter than a haddocks bathing costume
Always enjoyed this one from my grandfather: There's more ways to kill a pig than fill it full of strawberries. Also, as a variant to nothernmonkey's one, and as quoted on Blackadder: Wetter than a haddocks bathing costume
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SODS LAW - Art Book, by johnas on Oct 12, 2007 22:15:04 GMT 1, * burning the candle at both ends * chewing the fat * horses for courses * more than one way to skin a cat * got out of bed on the wrong side * can't teach an old dog new tricks * you can take a horse to water but you can't make it drink
and a couple of modern day classics: * shaking like a shitting dog *s**t through the eye of a needle * sweating like a rapist * is the pope catholic/do bears shit in the woods/does dolly parton sleep on her back
* burning the candle at both ends * chewing the fat * horses for courses * more than one way to skin a cat * got out of bed on the wrong side * can't teach an old dog new tricks * you can take a horse to water but you can't make it drink
and a couple of modern day classics: * shaking like a shitting dog *s**t through the eye of a needle * sweating like a rapist * is the pope catholic/do bears shit in the woods/does dolly parton sleep on her back
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SODS LAW - Art Book, by melmoth on Oct 12, 2007 22:53:17 GMT 1, Another modern day one:
face like a bulldog licking p*ss off a thistle.
Another modern day one:
face like a bulldog licking p*ss off a thistle.
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scavos
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SODS LAW - Art Book, by scavos on Oct 13, 2007 0:57:15 GMT 1, Count me in please rourke.
So hungry I could eat a scabby cat. Like a rat up a drainpipe. Smells like a pox doctor's clerk. More jam than Robinsons. Falls down the sewers and comes up smelling of roses. Hung like a donkey. You don't shit on your own doorstep. She's ugly, but you're fucking ugly. Thick as pigshit. It went like shit off a shiny shovel. So happy I could shit. You cooking fat! Cupid stunt. No wucking furrys. More fat on a butcher's dog. Where there's muck there's brass. Can't see the wood for the trees. Can't see for looking. The dude abides (sorry carlito!) One up the bum, no harm done. Slip a Richard. Sorry I realy am going to have to stop now!! ps - Nipples like organ stops
Count me in please rourke.
So hungry I could eat a scabby cat. Like a rat up a drainpipe. Smells like a pox doctor's clerk. More jam than Robinsons. Falls down the sewers and comes up smelling of roses. Hung like a donkey. You don't shit on your own doorstep. She's ugly, but you're fucking ugly. Thick as pigshit. It went like shit off a shiny shovel. So happy I could shit. You cooking fat! Cupid stunt. No wucking furrys. More fat on a butcher's dog. Where there's muck there's brass. Can't see the wood for the trees. Can't see for looking. The dude abides (sorry carlito!) One up the bum, no harm done. Slip a Richard. Sorry I realy am going to have to stop now!! ps - Nipples like organ stops
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SODS LAW - Art Book, by taco on Oct 13, 2007 1:06:52 GMT 1, you can't polish a turd...
you can't polish a turd...
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SODS LAW - Art Book, by GD303uk on Oct 13, 2007 1:14:03 GMT 1, s**t of a hot shovel; The bmw man @ laz moved faster than s**t of a hot shovel to get his Micallef prints on ebay before the day ended.
and one i here from a friend from cani farm(cantral farm), when any body says something he doesnt quite believe he says " i have heard fat dogs fart before"
"A shy byrn gets na broth", , dont know if my spelling is correct, i was looking for the saying but cant find it, Byrn is meant to be scottish slang for baby, but when i heard it thats what it sounded like i asked and was told it means a shy baby gets no broth. if you dont ask you dont get,
s**t of a hot shovel; The bmw man @ laz moved faster than s**t of a hot shovel to get his Micallef prints on ebay before the day ended.
and one i here from a friend from cani farm(cantral farm), when any body says something he doesnt quite believe he says " i have heard fat dogs fart before"
"A shy byrn gets na broth", , dont know if my spelling is correct, i was looking for the saying but cant find it, Byrn is meant to be scottish slang for baby, but when i heard it thats what it sounded like i asked and was told it means a shy baby gets no broth. if you dont ask you dont get,
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SODS LAW - Art Book, by Joe J on Oct 13, 2007 4:31:53 GMT 1, Count me in too please Rourke Van Dal!
Good from far... But far from good.
If in doubt... Take it out.
Bomb walls not people!
Count me in too please Rourke Van Dal!
Good from far... But far from good.
If in doubt... Take it out.
Bomb walls not people!
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SODS LAW - Art Book, by khadagan on Oct 13, 2007 9:07:49 GMT 1, my head's like a box of frogs couldn't punch clay uglier cunning stunts quicker than ripe figs through a short grandmother...
can;t wait to see the a5ish book
my head's like a box of frogs couldn't punch clay uglier cunning stunts quicker than ripe figs through a short grandmother...
can;t wait to see the a5ish book
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SODS LAW - Art Book, by daveh on Oct 13, 2007 11:06:47 GMT 1, Put me down for one please Rourke
like herding cats an empty vessel makes most noise pots calling the kettle black people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones
Put me down for one please Rourke
like herding cats an empty vessel makes most noise pots calling the kettle black people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones
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SODS LAW - Art Book, by buffin on Oct 13, 2007 11:56:40 GMT 1, "I think the answer lies ........... in the soil"
Think its an old saying used by a certain Ted Moult but frequently still used in our office when someone asks a difficult question about anything and you don't know the answer.
Bit more modern but if you're feeling tired you are 'Natalie Tokered"
Remember when you used to play tag or touch and you wanted a time out? Think there are many differant sayings for that. We used to cross our fingers and shout "squeezy". No idea why!
"I think the answer lies ........... in the soil"
Think its an old saying used by a certain Ted Moult but frequently still used in our office when someone asks a difficult question about anything and you don't know the answer.
Bit more modern but if you're feeling tired you are 'Natalie Tokered"
Remember when you used to play tag or touch and you wanted a time out? Think there are many differant sayings for that. We used to cross our fingers and shout "squeezy". No idea why!
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SODS LAW - Art Book, by orangematt on Oct 13, 2007 14:42:39 GMT 1, Yeah man , sounds interesting...
I always liked the saying..
"Theres plenty folk in graveyard would like that problem !!"
Its kinda darkly positive
Yeah man , sounds interesting...
I always liked the saying..
"Theres plenty folk in graveyard would like that problem !!"
Its kinda darkly positive
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SODS LAW - Art Book, by Rourke on Oct 16, 2007 20:59:23 GMT 1, Cheers orangematt, like the stencil you've done in your charity auction thread
Cheers orangematt, like the stencil you've done in your charity auction thread
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SODS LAW - Art Book, by misteraitch on Oct 17, 2007 9:48:17 GMT 1, If it's going to be full of your work then yeah I would deffo be interested.
As for sayings..
"You couldn't shout coal up a back alley!" (usually shouted at someone who's bloody awful at singing)
"Shy bairns get nee sweets" (similar to gd303uk's byrns 'n' broth phrase)
"Sweating like a fat lass"
However my personal favourite as it paints such an amusing picture..
"About as much use as a sponge leg in a flood!"
;D
If it's going to be full of your work then yeah I would deffo be interested.
As for sayings..
"You couldn't shout coal up a back alley!" (usually shouted at someone who's bloody awful at singing)
"Shy bairns get nee sweets" (similar to gd303uk's byrns 'n' broth phrase)
"Sweating like a fat lass"
However my personal favourite as it paints such an amusing picture..
"About as much use as a sponge leg in a flood!"
;D
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SODS LAW - Art Book, by themightyreds on Oct 17, 2007 12:54:04 GMT 1, a variations on misteraitch's...
"About as much use as a fart in a spacesuit!" or "As much use as a chocolate ashtray"
a variations on misteraitch's...
"About as much use as a fart in a spacesuit!" or "As much use as a chocolate ashtray"
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SODS LAW - Art Book, by dslug on Oct 17, 2007 15:15:38 GMT 1, It would freeze the balls off a brass monkey
as useless as tits on a bull
as useless as a chocolate tea pot.
It would freeze the balls off a brass monkey
as useless as tits on a bull
as useless as a chocolate tea pot.
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SODS LAW - Art Book, by buffin on Oct 17, 2007 16:56:23 GMT 1, If it ain't broke don't mend it
Measure twice, cut once
A bad workman blames his tools
If it ain't broke don't mend it
Measure twice, cut once
A bad workman blames his tools
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SODS LAW - Art Book, by Daniel Silk on Oct 17, 2007 16:59:51 GMT 1,
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SODS LAW - Art Book, by olisfx on Oct 18, 2007 11:52:09 GMT 1, "Make Tea Not War" Danny Wallace - Yes Man (book) "Fail to prepare and prepare to fail" "Fix up look sharp" "I can't Adam and Eve it" "Peas and Rice" as i my Grandad would say instead of saying Jesus Christ "What a ripper!!" the analysis my australian mate gave of the France and NZ game
"Make Tea Not War" Danny Wallace - Yes Man (book) "Fail to prepare and prepare to fail" "Fix up look sharp" "I can't Adam and Eve it" "Peas and Rice" as i my Grandad would say instead of saying Jesus Christ "What a ripper!!" the analysis my australian mate gave of the France and NZ game
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Rourke
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SODS LAW - Art Book, by Rourke on Feb 21, 2008 23:56:24 GMT 1, Available soon, Sods Law zine
Featuring art
First 25 free, is anybody interested
Cheers
Available soon, Sods Law zine Featuring art First 25 free, is anybody interested Cheers
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SODS LAW - Art Book, by top on Feb 22, 2008 0:56:41 GMT 1, ..as most are covered, here's a couple of my own
'clasp a grasp'
'as dry as a wooden god'
--------------------------------- ok then, some old faves!
'tight as a gnat's chuff' ;D
'she's rougher than a rat's ass'
..as most are covered, here's a couple of my own
'clasp a grasp'
'as dry as a wooden god'
--------------------------------- ok then, some old faves!
'tight as a gnat's chuff' ;D
'she's rougher than a rat's ass'
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SODS LAW - Art Book, by Rourke on Feb 23, 2008 20:13:46 GMT 1, PM me for free 1st edition Sods Law Art book Cheers ;D
PM me for free 1st edition Sods Law Art book Cheers ;D
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SODS LAW - Art Book, by Rourke on Mar 13, 2008 22:26:22 GMT 1, Been workin on Sods Law today. Images old and new, available soon
Cheers ;D
Been workin on Sods Law today. Images old and new, available soon
Cheers ;D
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