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banksy for sale. lots of them. tell me what you want .make me an offer. You want a Signed GWB- not a problem- there's plenty of these around and have been since their release - or how about a Laugh now signed- easy peasy- maybe a rude copper with hand finishing- nothing could be easier - its not like other people have spent 10 years trying to source a real one either.

preference given to people will request prices and pix and never bother to acknowledge them. I would prefer to someone who will arrange a meet in London, but doesn't turn up or ever contact me again. A short mail saying "how much" really excites me. I cant get enough of these.

Newbies who speak in blunt truncated txt language to impress that they are a man who is business like and does take any shiet preferred, indeed welcomed. if you are from the 50cent school of charm, then I'm your next victim.

If you can speak down to me in a PM and convince me that as I bought this from POW new, then I have done well enough already and they also need to make their money on then deal, then you are the kind of people I want to hear from.

I am particularly eager to hear from US resident , especially those have no sense at all and have picked up on banksy from FOX news. if you are a literate and cultured US citizen- and there are many of you despite commonly accepted myth , then I am not interested. if however you are a johnny come lately interloper  who is tactless, vulgar and greedy, PM me. Lo ball and speak down to me- you may be surprised at how much success this tactic garners.

I am the man who can make your dreams of impressing your vulgar and cheap friends a reality.

I also have a selection of Bambi for sale

[Dexter Bulldog]

zzzzzzzzzz

[Deleted]

did you not get enough love and attention as a child?….yawn….

[Dungle]

You have far too much time on your hands.

[kbfrombk]

wait so, whats your asking price?

[Deleted]

For the bambis, £100,000 each+ 8.50 next day delivery ( mainland UK only,. Not including NI and outer Hebredies or BFPO ). I have it on good authority that Bambi is actually Beyoncé. believe the hype- these are going to change the world of art as we know it - Bambi represent a year Zero in Art- nothing will be the same afterwards. etc

[kbfrombk]

Jan 15, 2014 14:05:12 GMT 1 @sceptic said:

For the bambis, £100,000 each+ 8.50 next day delivery ( mainland UK only,. Not including NI and outer Hebredies or BFPO ). I have it on good authority that Bambi is actually Beyoncé. believe the hype- these are going to change the world of art as we know it - Bambi represent a year Zero in Art- nothing will be the same afterwards. etc

I see your asking price and raise you £ 200,000.  Final offer.

-Elevated Kyle

[Deleted]

As you never said please or thank you , I will lower my price to 95K.firm.

[kbfrombk]

you've certainly made a splash here sir.

[Deleted]

mr septic I will buy all your pieces 100% guaranteed but only if these have all been mentioned in The Sun for then I know they are full of goodness and will fill my abode with the goodness only expensive things can bring - thankyou for your time

[Deleted]

Bah. too much pisstakery here. I was hoping for gnashing of teeth and seething spittle flecked outrage.

[ashrx]

Pm'd!

[LAZAKY]

Do you know @urbanartsshowcase the "125K for a Banksy" guy? He could be tempted by your offer!

[Ottomatik]

Jan 15, 2014 14:05:12 GMT 1 @sceptic said:

For the bambis, £100,000 each+ 8.50 next day delivery ( mainland UK only,. Not including NI and outer Hebredies or BFPO ). I have it on good authority that Bambi is actually Beyoncé. believe the hype- these are going to change the world of art as we know it - Bambi represent a year Zero in Art- nothing will be the same afterwards. etc

Thanks for the laugh.
If Beyonce is Bambi, she should stick to singing!

[Carrie]

And the award to the most "time-wasting" thread goes to.....
HAHA!