[tomhills1]

it's just starting, the best of the lot on itv2. class.

laters.

[corblimeylimey]

My wife is insisting we get Babel out on DVD to watch tonight, I'm sure you'll be laughing more than me.

[tomhills1]

corblimeylimey said:

My wife is insisting we get Babel out on DVD to watch tonight, I'm sure you'll be laughing more than me.

apparently it is some fucked up shit, some crap about a chinese girl who is deaf and wants any old tom dick etc to have a go on her.

i'll stick to police academy and that schreechy dude who blows doors off their hinges just by shouting at them.

[a4mnt]

corblimeylimey said:

My wife is insisting we get Babel out on DVD to watch tonight, I'm sure you'll be laughing more than me.

Mrs CBL won't be so keen when she sees the Jap chick totally naked. She's certainly no advert for a Philips Ladyshave. But I love the line (well, the sign language) about showing someone her hairy monster when she's sitting in the youth club.

Enjoy!

[numusic]

a4mnt said:

corblimeylimey said:

My wife is insisting we get Babel out on DVD to watch tonight, I'm sure you'll be laughing more than me.

Mrs CBL won't be so keen when she sees the Jap chick totally naked. She's certainly no advert for a Philips Ladyshave.
Enjoy!

Errrm, am I missing something or did you just say Mrs CBL was a hairy beast ?

[corblimeyswife]

numusic said:

a4mnt said:

Mrs CBL won't be so keen when she sees the Jap chick totally naked. She's certainly no advert for a Philips Ladyshave.
Enjoy!

Errrm, am I missing something or did you just say Mrs CBL was a hairy beast ?

You cheeky thing!!! I am not hairy!!! And the film is great, I have already seen it, Mr CBL has no idea when it comes to films.

[tomhills1]

and who said romance is dead?

[andrewd]

corblimeylimey said:

My wife is insisting we get Babel out on DVD to watch tonight, I'm sure you'll be laughing more than me.

Don't suppose that is Ryan Babel who signed for Liverpool for £12million? Not sure if he's hairy but hopefully his skills are arty! ;D
I reckon Mrs CBL must be alright cos she obviously lets you spend lots of time on these arty sites.

[a4mnt]

I'd definitely NOT call mrs CBL hairy....Mr CBL would not be best pleased with me on Thursday night.

As for Ryan Babel, hopefully we'll be watching dvd's of him this time next year, ideally entitled LFC - Premiership Champions.....come on the new Thierry Henry.

[stuey09]

I like the notion of that DVD.

[tomhills1]

i'd rather watch some weirdo film about peculiar and slightly perverse short stories than any scouse propaganda.

new thierry? why stop there: the new pele, puskas and best all rolled in to one if you ask me.

[stuey09]

Not getting carried away just yet. Seem to remember Houllier telling us that Bruno Cheyrou was the next Zidane. Painful

[a4mnt]

I forgot LW was always to be seen hanging around the football section. I thought you were watching Police academy anyway.

I love it when LFC fans come out of the woodwork. Nice on Stuey and co - its that time of year we have that this is our year optimism. Then we draw the first 6 games of the year and its a 'theres always next year' feeling.

But not this year! Oh no

Anyone watch the Amir Khan fight? he broke that dudes jaw. Damn.

[tomhills1]

a4mnt said:

I forgot LW was always to be seen hanging around the football section. I thought you were watching Police academy anyway.

I love it when LFC fans come out of the woodwork. Nice on Stuey and co - its that time of year we have that this is our year optimism. Then we draw the first 6 games of the year and its a 'theres always next year' feeling.

But not this year! Oh no

Anyone watch the Amir Khan fight? he broke that dudes jaw. Damn.

police academy is all done, where is their oscar anywho? just watching amy 'ham-it-up' wino-house on glastonbury/bbc2. that amir kahn fight was alright, he got put down and almost knocked sparco, in the sixth though. got a long, long way to go.

stuey: cheyrou - oh dear ;D we've all had 'em though. difference is 'boro payed a couple of mill' for aliadiere so that makes him look of at least some value.

[a4mnt]

You're a boro fan?

I quite like aliadere (however you spell it). He just needs some consistent football I would think.

[stuey09]

a4mnt said:

You're a boro fan?

I quite like aliadere (however you spell it). He just needs some consistent football I would think.

;D ;D ;D Don't ask him that you'll tip him over the edge. He's a gooner.

[a4mnt]

ouch, a gooner. so how long were arsenal tracking babel for then........

[scoote]

a4mnt said:

I forgot LW was always to be seen hanging around the football section. I thought you were watching Police academy anyway.

I love it when LFC fans come out of the woodwork. Nice on Stuey and co - its that time of year we have that this is our year optimism. Then we draw the first 6 games of the year and its a 'theres always next year' feeling.

But not this year! Oh no

Anyone watch the Amir Khan fight? he broke that dudes jaw. Damn.

Broke his jaw and his nose, and Kahn gets put down, what an absolute cracker, good job they threw in the towel !

[corblimeyswife]

scoote said:

a4mnt said:

I forgot LW was always to be seen hanging around the football section. I thought you were watching Police academy anyway.

I love it when LFC fans come out of the woodwork. Nice on Stuey and co - its that time of year we have that this is our year optimism. Then we draw the first 6 games of the year and its a 'theres always next year' feeling.

But not this year! Oh no

Anyone watch the Amir Khan fight? he broke that dudes jaw. Damn.

Broke his jaw and his nose, and Kahn gets put down, what an absolute cracker, good job they threw in the towel !

So this is great, I love boxing and football (Chelsea fan as Lesbianwednesday knows), so I should come on here more often as Mr CBL hates both! But then I am sure Mr CBL wouldn't want me to embarrass him any more than I have already. And by the way after having to beg him to watch Babel (as he assured me he would hate it) he loved it!!!

[corblimeylimey]

I actually quite enjoyed the film, but it wasn't very funny though.

[tomhills1]

corblimeyswife said:

by the way after having to beg him to watch Babel (as he assured me he would hate it) he loved it!!!

i'm confused, are we talking films or football?

just need to get fat frank out of your squad mrs CBL and you lot have got yourselves a good bunch. you need a striker too IMO.
whoever asked how long we were tracking babel for? long enough, i'm sure if he was good enough for the price ajax wanted, then he would have been in london weeks ago. you boys fill your boots though eh.

can anyone remind me how many signings man utd made last summer, prior to them destroying all in their wake? or when we went a whole season unbeaten (those were the days)? it's only chelsea who have made a number of signings in the close season and gone on to achieve anything the next year. consistency is the key i believe, our players will know each other inside out, we might actually have gallas play more than half our games, van persie might play the last three months of the season and then there is the new and improved gilberto coupled with cesc and i think we'll be just fine.

speaks volumes when alex ferguson says we're a better team without henry and that wenger knows exactly what he's doing, no way we'll slip out of the top 4.
a couple of key injuries could do for us, too small a squad but if we get lucky and most players stay fit (and hleb learns where the goal is) we could upset a few people.

stuey already knows how good our youth team is, gave chelsea a good run for their money in the carling cup final. remember, if the was a league of the top four we'd have been top. the top 10 and we'd have been second. all 20? fourth. shows quite clearly our problems lie away at bolton, blackburn, 'boro and such like. sort that out and you lot are in trouble.


*tried posting this this morning but the forum was f*cked for some reason. anyone know why?*

[corblimeylimey]

tomhills1 said:

*tried posting this this morning but the forum was f*cked for some reason. anyone know why?*

Server problems, it affected loads of proboards.

[tomhills1]

cheers CBL, wondered if it were my connection here. panic over, ta.

[Ripper1331]

I think this maybe the first ever internet thread to praise anything from the Police Academy series!

[tomhills1]

ripper1331 said:

I think this maybe the first ever internet thread to praise anything from the Police Academy series!

let it be the first of many, that's what i say. i mentioned on another thread about a film with john cusak and demi moore, along with mr zed/screechy dude, called one crazy summer or one long summer? anyone else seen this? i did point out that i was on the mother of all comedowns at the time, hence the total vagueness.
a work of genius none-the-less.

[corblimeyswife]

tomhills1 said:

ripper1331 said:

I think this maybe the first ever internet thread to praise anything from the Police Academy series!

let it be the first of many, that's what i say. i mentioned on another thread about a film with john cusak and demi moore, along with mr zed/screechy dude, called one crazy summer or one long summer? anyone else seen this? i did point out that i was on the mother of all comedowns at the time, hence the total vagueness.
a work of genius none-the-less.

It is called One Crazy Summer, a 1986 film, directed by Savage Steve Holland.I have not seen it though, but I would recommend Ameros Perros directed by the brilliant Alejandro González Iñárritu .
And why by the way, do you all call him Fat Frank?? He is not fat.

[tomhills1]

thanks for the info, check it out if not to make all those highbrow films all the more worthy

frank, fat? no. of course he isn't. ;D

seriously, why is only chelsea fans have this blinkered view that lampard is even remotely a 'footballer'? would love a neutral to say they too loved the plaistow pieman.

[corblimeyswife]

tomhills1 said:

thanks for the info, check it out if not to make all those highbrow films all the more worthy

frank, fat? no. of course he isn't. ;D

seriously, why is only chelsea fans have this blinkered view that lampard is even remotely a 'footballer'? would love a neutral to say they too loved the plaistow pieman.

I will check it out thank you, I don't just like High brow films.

But Lesbianwednesdays he is a great footballer, I am not just saying that as a Chelsea fan, I honestly think he is.Am I the only one then?

[a4mnt]

But Lesbianwednesdays he (Fat Frank Lampard) is a great footballer, I am not just saying that as a Chelsea fan, I honestly think he is.Am I the only one then?

Err judging by the amount of replies on that subject (except mine), then yes, you are! ;D ;D ;D

[corblimeyswife]

a4mnt said:

But Lesbianwednesdays he (Fat Frank Lampard) is a great footballer, I am not just saying that as a Chelsea fan, I honestly think he is.Am I the only one then?

Err judging by the amount of replies on that subject (except mine), then yes, you are! ;D ;D ;D

oh ok