kunstrasen
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August 2009
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Competition: Silliest true story... (reloaded), by kunstrasen on Jul 16, 2011 13:16:56 GMT 1, OK, last bump on this. Winner is going to be decided next weekend. So get the stories in. Last week on this competition. Cheers for all the entries so far, great and entertaining reading (sometimes a bit shocking in a way or the other ).
OK, last bump on this. Winner is going to be decided next weekend. So get the stories in. Last week on this competition. Cheers for all the entries so far, great and entertaining reading (sometimes a bit shocking in a way or the other ).
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scottc
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Competition: Silliest true story... (reloaded), by scottc on Jul 19, 2011 11:08:54 GMT 1, Just saw this ;D
A FUMING bride DECKED her kilt-wearing hubby when he sat on her knee at the reception and left a SKIDMARK on her wedding dress!
Like all true Scotsmen, Angus McClure, 26, didnโt wear pants under his kilt when he married sweetheart Sarah Grant in Greenock, Renfrewshire.
But his traditionalism led to uproar when he perched his poorly-wiped backside on 24-year-old Sarahโs pristine frock, leaving an unsightly smear.
After Sarah swiped at Angus, the well-refreshed McClure and Grant clans led the reception into bloody mayhem.
A police source said: โIโve been a police officer in Greenock for nearly 20 years and so Iโve seen a lot of wedding parties turn nasty but this was something else.โ
In total, seven people were arrested in the grounds of wedding venue, Greenock Reformed Temperance Hall, and face public order offences.
Itโs believed that Angus and Sarah were reconciled when they sobered up, and have no memory whatsoever of the melee.'
Something old, something new, something borrowed, something poo.
Just saw this ;D
A FUMING bride DECKED her kilt-wearing hubby when he sat on her knee at the reception and left a SKIDMARK on her wedding dress!
Like all true Scotsmen, Angus McClure, 26, didnโt wear pants under his kilt when he married sweetheart Sarah Grant in Greenock, Renfrewshire.
But his traditionalism led to uproar when he perched his poorly-wiped backside on 24-year-old Sarahโs pristine frock, leaving an unsightly smear.
After Sarah swiped at Angus, the well-refreshed McClure and Grant clans led the reception into bloody mayhem.
A police source said: โIโve been a police officer in Greenock for nearly 20 years and so Iโve seen a lot of wedding parties turn nasty but this was something else.โ
In total, seven people were arrested in the grounds of wedding venue, Greenock Reformed Temperance Hall, and face public order offences.
Itโs believed that Angus and Sarah were reconciled when they sobered up, and have no memory whatsoever of the melee.'
Something old, something new, something borrowed, something poo.
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kunstrasen
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August 2009
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Competition: Silliest true story... (reloaded), by kunstrasen on Jul 25, 2011 19:34:25 GMT 1, Still waiting for the winner (profgyro) to get in touch with me. If anyone knows the guy, please let him know that he won.
Edit: After months the winner finally got back to me and is now very happy owner of the magazine. Cheers everyone who entered the competition!
Still waiting for the winner (profgyro) to get in touch with me. If anyone knows the guy, please let him know that he won.
Edit: After months the winner finally got back to me and is now very happy owner of the magazine. Cheers everyone who entered the competition!
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