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Post by agent provocateur on Nov 22, 2010 20:37:47 GMT 1
Greetings people
With 2010 coming to an earth shuddering halt in the not too distant future everyone at APHQ has been turning their thoughts to the size of the Annual 'Bonus Package' being sent out to shareholder's.
Although we weren't aware of it (as bread and water prices haven't changed that much) there seems to have been a mini worldwide economic downturn so some people may be feeling a slight financial squeeze.
We have consulted the Government's guidelines on bonuses, including the tax implications, which unfortunately means we're not going to be able to make the large cash payments we were planning.
But never fear, already plans are being formulated to create a special work of art (lovingly had sprayed on posh water colour paper) that will be hand delivered by our 'Shipping' partners (The Post Office).
Everyone eligible for the 'Bonus package' will receive an email over the next couple of weeks so they can confirm which residence they'd like it sent.
Watch this space for more information and some (not so) pretty pictures.
Peace.
AP
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Post by fingerz on Nov 22, 2010 20:40:18 GMT 1
whats this all about then AP are you up to no good again trying to off load some rubbish ....  |
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Post by agent provocateur on Nov 22, 2010 20:52:47 GMT 1
Hi fingerz, I'm deeply hurt by your insinuation that I 'offload' anything, let me reassure everyone this is not the case! For your information everything I paint is some of the highest quality rubbish available and coveted by some of the most perceptive art collectors around the world  [Edit: must remove malcontents from the 'Bonus Package' list ] |
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Post by fingerz on Nov 22, 2010 21:04:05 GMT 1
i hereby apologise for my public out burst and take back all the hurt full things i said i havn had my meds today and my schizophrenia had kicked in...AP work is second to none.... |
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Natas
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Post by Natas on Nov 22, 2010 21:50:14 GMT 1
Could this be the annual AP Christmas card!!
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Post by Guest on Nov 22, 2010 22:16:47 GMT 1
AP - Since you don't know me from Adam, how would you like to do a blind yuletide trade of Christmas cards? I am sure that I have some very fetching ones in the loft from yesteryear that would fit the ticket perfectly. If that fails I would just like to say that your stall at the Bermondsey Festival was one of the highlights of my year... Merry Xmas
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Post by coach on Nov 22, 2010 23:04:01 GMT 1
Could this be the annual AP Christmas card!! Hope so. Love mine.  Has reminded me to get a frame for holiday inn too. |
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Post by illu2305 on Nov 22, 2010 23:23:10 GMT 1
the holiday inn was a stunner! love mine
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MikeeP
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Post by MikeeP on Nov 22, 2010 23:43:53 GMT 1
How do we become eligible AP. I used to be one of the gang, Xmas cards and everything....what happened |
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stringer64
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Post by stringer64 on Nov 22, 2010 23:50:12 GMT 1
Hi AP, I'm a nubee but would love to be included in any shareholders meeting...
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Post by agent provocateur on Nov 23, 2010 9:23:57 GMT 1
Thanks people, lists are being compiled at the moment, more to be announced shortly.
There should be 5 'Bonus Packages' kept aside for people who register their interest on this thread (and don't get an email).
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Post by stanley on Nov 23, 2010 9:36:20 GMT 1
Hopefully i will get the email but will add my name here just incase. |
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Post by fastone on Nov 23, 2010 9:52:04 GMT 1
Hi AP - please put me on your list.
Thanks
Fastone
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Post by Guest on Nov 23, 2010 10:04:13 GMT 1
Loving the idea as Always AP. all the best,
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Post by scavos on Nov 23, 2010 10:06:28 GMT 1
Hoping to get the usual email AP. Kind fella. Bloody good artist.
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Post by gtf on Nov 23, 2010 10:35:47 GMT 1
I will not get the email so I better register my interest here!
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Post by Guest on Nov 23, 2010 10:48:18 GMT 1
Well done AP - Please put me on your list.
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Post by fingerz on Nov 23, 2010 11:04:40 GMT 1
add my name AP |
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Post by jeromeetjess on Nov 23, 2010 11:09:02 GMT 1
Mine too please AP!
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Post by rsyok on Nov 23, 2010 11:46:21 GMT 1
Package away AP list me up...pls
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Post by balibob on Nov 23, 2010 12:31:37 GMT 1
i'm new on here AP, but please put me on the list. cheers
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Post by agent provocateur on Nov 23, 2010 14:57:28 GMT 1
Excellent, thanks for the comments, the first 20 confirmation emails/pms have been sent... watch those in boxes!
I've also started a list of names from this thread for the draw to win one of the 5 'Bonus Packages' available.
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Post by Guest on Nov 23, 2010 15:01:41 GMT 1
If im not currently in , could i please be added ,, Much love
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Post by Guest on Nov 23, 2010 15:02:14 GMT 1
Just had a enlarge your p***s email, this isnt your gift to me is it ?>>
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Post by adamsj09 on Nov 23, 2010 15:05:51 GMT 1
Could I throw my ring into the hat too? Thankyouplease?
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Post by agent provocateur on Nov 23, 2010 15:09:50 GMT 1
Nah that wasn't me Bazz, my days of selling specialist suction devices and fresh liver in jam jars is over. Bear with me as I'm still trawling though all the post-it notes with names and addresses on... but you could be lucky. You must have smelt the disco theme to the image being worked on |
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Post by Guest on Nov 23, 2010 15:20:18 GMT 1
Nice one AP, i shall keep my eyes peeled , All the best, I still have last years Crimbo card framed up
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Post by jackstranger on Nov 24, 2010 1:08:27 GMT 1
Here is my register in here...
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Post by agent provocateur on Nov 24, 2010 8:18:29 GMT 1
After many hours of intense research and a couple of dislocated hips...  ... the Festive spirit started to flow.*  *spangley lighting effect purely for seasonal presentation purposes! |
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Post by Guest on Nov 24, 2010 8:46:28 GMT 1
AP - Love the image. Beats the crappy candle one I've got for you. Please add me to your list as you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man: no time to talk
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