[met]

THE MET VAULT SALE


I'm sure I speak for everyone when saying that 14 February is really special. And perhaps even better — like very really special.

When considering all the opportunities Valentine's Day offers me as an entrepreneur-artist, something funny happens to my loins. At least I think they're my loins. It can be hard to tell where they actually start and where they stop, although that's beside the point. I'm going a bit off-piste here. Rest assured it's 180° intentional. The idea is to keep it real and build a rapport with target customers who appreciate the bants. Though I may need to fine-tune my off-the-cuff prepared commentary a bit, to make it sound more natural.

Anyway, taking inspiration from a couple of artistic peers and a random print house, after careful consideration, I've decided to let go of exclusive, previously-unreleased artworks. These beyond-rare rarities came to light after I mistook the control buttons on my printer for the VCR.

__________


Now, I do need to nip something in the bud and tweak the red nipple here:

A few members may recognise the images below as having been previously released by me in 2016. And, bless your beady little eagle eyes, you are 100% correct. These editions were absolutely 110% sold out years ago. Yet, rather fortuitously for all you collectors, another 10% has now been discovered. But not a single one of these new specific prints was ever previously released.

I'll switch over to the 2nd-person plural now because it sounds more professional.

Well, we are super stoked about this recent discovery. Or super juiced. Or whatever the expression is these days, that's us 120%. Actually, no. We're going all-in — make it 130%!

__________


So, let's get to the nitty-gritty.

Whether it be that one special person or those three or four special people, prove to each of your Valentines that you love them the best — by buying them an artist's proof of super-rare artwork.

The APs are unnumbered. However, before any whiners start whining and accusing us of being dodgy, please note the following:

We truly love what we do. And we do it for love. We are 140% committed and have always been 150% transparent. We categorically confirm that the number of APs will never, ever exceed 10%. Whether that be 10% of the regular edition (rounding up to the nearest whole number) or 10% of the number we're currently thinking of, whichever is higher.


1.  That One from the HR Department with all the Self-Help Books and Teddy Bears on her Desk was Right...! (I), 2016
Signed inkjet / giclée / archival pigment print on 75gsm paper
Artist's Proof
Sheet dimensions: 210 x 297 mm
Price: £800





2.  That One from the HR Department with all the Self-Help Books and Teddy Bears on her Desk was Right...! (II), 2016
Signed inkjet / giclée / archival pigment print on 75gsm paper
Artist's Proof
Sheet dimensions: 210 x 297 mm
Price: £800





3.  That One from the HR Department with all the Self-Help Books and Teddy Bears on her Desk was Right...! (III), 2016
Signed inkjet / giclée / archival pigment print on 75gsm paper
Artist's Proof
Sheet dimensions: 210 x 297 mm
Price: £400
Bonus: As with the regular edition, each buyer will also receive a YouTube link to the incredible song, My Heart Will Go On, by Canadian national treasure, Celine Dion.




__________


Please also contact us regarding availability of the following additional, extremely limited, unnumbered proofs. As already set out above with 160% clarity, not one of these sets of proofs will ever, never exceed 10%:

- PPs (printers' proofs);
- PPs (publisher's proofs);
- TPs (trial proofs);
- TPs (test prints);
- HCs (hors de commerce);
- BATs (bon à tirer);
- HRPs (hand-rubbed proofs);
- HPMs (hand-painted multiples);
- ARGHPMs (actually-rather-good-hand-painted multiples);
- VIPPs (very-important-person prints);
- VVIPPs (very-very-important-person prints);
- ICPs (inner-circle prints);
- ICPPs (inner-circle-periphery prints);
- EBPs (early-bird prints);
- NOPs (night-owl prints);
- SPs (secret proofs);
- SSPs (special-sauce proofs);
- SMIPs (social-media-influencer prints);
- TEABPs (throw-'em-a-biscuit prints);
- FPPs (forum-patsy prints); and
- OUIPs (other-useful-idiot prints).



NB: If we discover that anybody is buying these, listing them on eBay and threatening the viability of our future vault sales, we will make a very big deal — both here and on social media — about cancelling their order.

We only want to sell to true fans. Not to flippers, who have no respect for the art and sometimes even try to undercut the prices of our own eBay listings.


__________


Thank you very much to you, the genuine collectors who support us and who are not elitists or haters.

First come, first served.

Forum members can send us a private message for our PayPal details.

[sfnyc]

Nice parody, i guess you have your stories with GP. Personally the one i hate the most is angelo from
studiocromie, so unprofessional that it would almost be funny if so many artworks were not damaged / destroyed by this wannabe

[Rouen Cathedral]

I'm interested but have one question for clarification.

Why don't you number your APs?

[Deleted]

I lost interest in said house releases when the last release was first mentioned as first emails get first dips, then at last minute when the day of picking came ,they made the selection at random to be fair to ppl all over the world. Oh well.

[iamzero]

But is Outis Banksy?

[Deleted]

Can you deliver yesterday please so I can leave it on my wifes pillow so She can see what a wonderful partner i am when she comes back upstairs with my breakfast

[avec art]

giclée

[.dappy]

Feb 14, 2019 2:53:12 GMT 1 met said:

THE MET VAULT SALE


I'm sure I speak for everyone when saying that 14 February is really special. And perhaps even better — like very really special.

When considering all the opportunities Valentine's Day offers me as an entrepreneur-artist, something funny happens to my loins. At least I think they're my loins. It can be hard to tell where they actually start and where they stop, although that's beside the point. I'm going a bit off-piste here. Rest assured it's 180° intentional. The idea is to keep it real and build a rapport with target customers who appreciate the bants. Though I may need to fine-tune my off-the-cuff prepared commentary a bit, to make it sound more natural.

Anyway, taking inspiration from a couple of artistic peers and a random print house, after careful consideration, I've decided to let go of exclusive, previously-unreleased artworks. These beyond-rare rarities came to light after I mistook the control buttons on my printer for the VCR.

__________


Now, I do need to nip something in the bud and tweak the red nipple here:

A few members may recognise the images below as having been previously released by me in 2016. And, bless your beady little eagle eyes, you are 100% correct. These editions were absolutely 110% sold out years ago. Yet, rather fortuitously for all you collectors, another 10% has now been discovered. But not a single one of these new specific prints was ever previously released.

I'll switch over to the 2nd-person plural now because it sounds more professional.

Well, we are super stoked about this recent discovery. Or super juiced. Or whatever the expression is these days, that's us 120%. Actually, no. We're going all-in — make it 130%!

__________


So, let's get to the nitty-gritty.

Whether it be that one special person or those three or four special people, prove to each of your Valentines that you love them the best — by buying them an artist's proof of super-rare artwork.

The APs are unnumbered. However, before any whiners start whining and accusing us of being dodgy, please note the following:

We truly love what we do. And we do it for love. We are 140% committed and have always been 150% transparent. We categorically confirm that the number of APs will never, ever exceed 10%. Whether that be 10% of the regular edition (rounding up to the nearest whole number) or 10% of the number we're currently thinking of, whichever is higher.


1.  That One from the HR Department with all the Self-Help Books and Teddy Bears on her Desk was Right...! (I), 2016
Signed inkjet / giclée / archival pigment print on 75gsm paper
Artist's Proof
Sheet dimensions: 210 x 297 mm
Price: £800





2.  That One from the HR Department with all the Self-Help Books and Teddy Bears on her Desk was Right...! (II), 2016
Signed inkjet / giclée / archival pigment print on 75gsm paper
Artist's Proof
Sheet dimensions: 210 x 297 mm
Price: £800





3.  That One from the HR Department with all the Self-Help Books and Teddy Bears on her Desk was Right...! (III), 2016
Signed inkjet / giclée / archival pigment print on 75gsm paper
Artist's Proof
Sheet dimensions: 210 x 297 mm
Price: £400
Bonus: As with the regular edition, each buyer will also receive a YouTube link to the incredible song, My Heart Will Go On, by Canadian national treasure, Celine Dion.




__________


Please also contact us regarding availability of the following additional, extremely limited, unnumbered proofs. As already set out above with 160% clarity, not one of these sets of proofs will ever, never exceed 10%:

- PPs (printers' proofs);
- PPs (publisher's proofs);
- TPs (trial proofs);
- TPs (test prints);
- HCs (hors de commerce);
- BATs (bon à tirer);
- HRPs (hand-rubbed proofs);
- HPMs (hand-painted multiples);
- ARGHPMs (actually-rather-good-hand-painted multiples);
- VIPPs (very-important-person prints);
- VVIPPs (very-very-important-person prints);
- ICPs (inner-circle prints);
- ICPPs (inner-circle-periphery prints);
- EBPs (early-bird prints);
- NOPs (night-owl prints);
- SPs (secret proofs);
- SSPs (special-sauce proofs);
- SMIPs (social-media-influencer prints);
- TEABPs (throw-'em-a-biscuit prints);
- FPPs (forum-patsy prints); and
- OUIPs (other-useful-idiot prints).



NB: If we discover that anybody is buying these, listing them on eBay and threatening the viability of our future vault sales, we will make a very big deal — both here and on social media — about cancelling their order.

We only want to sell to true fans. Not to flippers, who have no respect for the art and sometimes even try to undercut the prices of our own eBay listings.


__________


Thank you very much to you, the genuine collectors who support us and who are not elitists or haters.

First come, first served.

Forum members can send us a private message for our PayPal details.

... QFT ...

[gd79]

I bloody hate it when these things get released so close to market value. You've barely left any room to flip these onwards. And where are the gold silkscreen or printed on copper or diamond dust editions?

[rambosremodeler]

10% more discovered. LUCKY US

[tab1]

Feb 14, 2019 2:53:12 GMT 1 met said:

THE MET VAULT SALE


I'm sure I speak for everyone when saying that 14 February is really special. And perhaps even better — like very really special.

When considering all the opportunities Valentine's Day offers me as an entrepreneur-artist, something funny happens to my loins. At least I think they're my loins. It can be hard to tell where they actually start and where they stop, although that's beside the point. I'm going a bit off-piste here. Rest assured it's 180° intentional. The idea is to keep it real and build a rapport with target customers who appreciate the bants. Though I may need to fine-tune my off-the-cuff prepared commentary a bit, to make it sound more natural.

Anyway, taking inspiration from a couple of artistic peers and a random print house, after careful consideration, I've decided to let go of exclusive, previously-unreleased artworks. These beyond-rare rarities came to light after I mistook the control buttons on my printer for the VCR.

__________


Now, I do need to nip something in the bud and tweak the red nipple here:

A few members may recognise the images below as having been previously released by me in 2016. And, bless your beady little eagle eyes, you are 100% correct. These editions were absolutely 110% sold out years ago. Yet, rather fortuitously for all you collectors, another 10% has now been discovered. But not a single one of these new specific prints was ever previously released.

I'll switch over to the 2nd-person plural now because it sounds more professional.

Well, we are super stoked about this recent discovery. Or super juiced. Or whatever the expression is these days, that's us 120%. Actually, no. We're going all-in — make it 130%!

__________


So, let's get to the nitty-gritty.

Whether it be that one special person or those three or four special people, prove to each of your Valentines that you love them the best — by buying them an artist's proof of super-rare artwork.

The APs are unnumbered. However, before any whiners start whining and accusing us of being dodgy, please note the following:

We truly love what we do. And we do it for love. We are 140% committed and have always been 150% transparent. We categorically confirm that the number of APs will never, ever exceed 10%. Whether that be 10% of the regular edition (rounding up to the nearest whole number) or 10% of the number we're currently thinking of, whichever is higher.


1.  That One from the HR Department with all the Self-Help Books and Teddy Bears on her Desk was Right...! (I), 2016
Signed inkjet / giclée / archival pigment print on 75gsm paper
Artist's Proof
Sheet dimensions: 210 x 297 mm
Price: £800





2.  That One from the HR Department with all the Self-Help Books and Teddy Bears on her Desk was Right...! (II), 2016
Signed inkjet / giclée / archival pigment print on 75gsm paper
Artist's Proof
Sheet dimensions: 210 x 297 mm
Price: £800





3.  That One from the HR Department with all the Self-Help Books and Teddy Bears on her Desk was Right...! (III), 2016
Signed inkjet / giclée / archival pigment print on 75gsm paper
Artist's Proof
Sheet dimensions: 210 x 297 mm
Price: £400
Bonus: As with the regular edition, each buyer will also receive a YouTube link to the incredible song, My Heart Will Go On, by Canadian national treasure, Celine Dion.




__________


Please also contact us regarding availability of the following additional, extremely limited, unnumbered proofs. As already set out above with 160% clarity, not one of these sets of proofs will ever, never exceed 10%:

- PPs (printers' proofs);
- PPs (publisher's proofs);
- TPs (trial proofs);
- TPs (test prints);
- HCs (hors de commerce);
- BATs (bon à tirer);
- HRPs (hand-rubbed proofs);
- HPMs (hand-painted multiples);
- ARGHPMs (actually-rather-good-hand-painted multiples);
- VIPPs (very-important-person prints);
- VVIPPs (very-very-important-person prints);
- ICPs (inner-circle prints);
- ICPPs (inner-circle-periphery prints);
- EBPs (early-bird prints);
- NOPs (night-owl prints);
- SPs (secret proofs);
- SSPs (special-sauce proofs);
- SMIPs (social-media-influencer prints);
- TEABPs (throw-'em-a-biscuit prints);
- FPPs (forum-patsy prints); and
- OUIPs (other-useful-idiot prints).



NB: If we discover that anybody is buying these, listing them on eBay and threatening the viability of our future vault sales, we will make a very big deal — both here and on social media — about cancelling their order.

We only want to sell to true fans. Not to flippers, who have no respect for the art and sometimes even try to undercut the prices of our own eBay listings.


__________


Thank you very much to you, the genuine collectors who support us and who are not elitists or haters.

First come, first served.

Forum members can send us a private message for our PayPal details.

Thought was another new business after art neuvea under the gp flag at first..

Do not get glicees cheaper and less man hours to produce than screen prints yet priced the same and more galleries using the medium and priced so high .

[jbelleit]

I am a little concerned if you can get the HRP's and SSP's as the same print...

[Dive Jedi]

No FP's ? ?

Carl Cashman did some of those

[soupy]

really after that hand rubbed edition

PM sent

[d.r. perseus]

Any of the Duchamp seminal editions left?

[.dappy]

... I hear that East Country Prince (ECP) have started to do copies cheaper ...

... stamped on the back to ensure that they are not passed off as fake ...

[Happy Shopper]

Feb 14, 2019 16:25:51 GMT 1 .dappy said:

... I hear that East Country Prince (ECP) have started to do copies cheaper ...

... stamped on the back to ensure that they are not passed off as fake ...

Yeah... But is ECP actually MET getting cheaper prints out to the fans?

[.dappy]

Feb 14, 2019 16:34:02 GMT 1 Happy Shopper said:

Feb 14, 2019 16:25:51 GMT 1 .dappy said:

... I hear that East Country Prince (ECP) have started to do copies cheaper ...

... stamped on the back to ensure that they are not passed off as fake ...

Yeah... But is ECP actually MET getting cheaper prints out to the fans?

... no MET is himself, and himself alone ... some say he IS Artificial Intelligence ...

[Rouen Cathedral]

Post a picture of your vault or this is a scam...

[Deleted]

COA’s ?

[Dive Jedi]

Feb 14, 2019 17:38:21 GMT 1 .dappy said:

Feb 14, 2019 16:34:02 GMT 1 Happy Shopper said:

Yeah... But is ECP actually MET getting cheaper prints out to the fans?

... no MET is himself, and himself alone ... some say he IS Artificial Intelligence ...

met puts the "art" in artificial intelligence.

[Happy Shopper]

Feb 15, 2019 12:27:55 GMT 1 Dive Jedi said:

Feb 14, 2019 17:38:21 GMT 1 .dappy said:

... no MET is himself, and himself alone ... some say he IS Artificial Intelligence ...

met puts the "art" in artificial intelligence.

He's responsible for the "f" as well

[Dibbs 45]

Not enough information. Location, payment type etc.

And no MBTY = mines bigger than yours Editions

[tab1]

Feb 14, 2019 2:53:12 GMT 1 met said:

THE MET VAULT SALE


I'm sure I speak for everyone when saying that 14 February is really special. And perhaps even better — like very really special.

When considering all the opportunities Valentine's Day offers me as an entrepreneur-artist, something funny happens to my loins. At least I think they're my loins. It can be hard to tell where they actually start and where they stop, although that's beside the point. I'm going a bit off-piste here. Rest assured it's 180° intentional. The idea is to keep it real and build a rapport with target customers who appreciate the bants. Though I may need to fine-tune my off-the-cuff prepared commentary a bit, to make it sound more natural.

Anyway, taking inspiration from a couple of artistic peers and a random print house, after careful consideration, I've decided to let go of exclusive, previously-unreleased artworks. These beyond-rare rarities came to light after I mistook the control buttons on my printer for the VCR.

__________


Now, I do need to nip something in the bud and tweak the red nipple here:

A few members may recognise the images below as having been previously released by me in 2016. And, bless your beady little eagle eyes, you are 100% correct. These editions were absolutely 110% sold out years ago. Yet, rather fortuitously for all you collectors, another 10% has now been discovered. But not a single one of these new specific prints was ever previously released.

I'll switch over to the 2nd-person plural now because it sounds more professional.

Well, we are super stoked about this recent discovery. Or super juiced. Or whatever the expression is these days, that's us 120%. Actually, no. We're going all-in — make it 130%!

__________


So, let's get to the nitty-gritty.

Whether it be that one special person or those three or four special people, prove to each of your Valentines that you love them the best — by buying them an artist's proof of super-rare artwork.

The APs are unnumbered. However, before any whiners start whining and accusing us of being dodgy, please note the following:

We truly love what we do. And we do it for love. We are 140% committed and have always been 150% transparent. We categorically confirm that the number of APs will never, ever exceed 10%. Whether that be 10% of the regular edition (rounding up to the nearest whole number) or 10% of the number we're currently thinking of, whichever is higher.


1.  That One from the HR Department with all the Self-Help Books and Teddy Bears on her Desk was Right...! (I), 2016
Signed inkjet / giclée / archival pigment print on 75gsm paper
Artist's Proof
Sheet dimensions: 210 x 297 mm
Price: £800





2.  That One from the HR Department with all the Self-Help Books and Teddy Bears on her Desk was Right...! (II), 2016
Signed inkjet / giclée / archival pigment print on 75gsm paper
Artist's Proof
Sheet dimensions: 210 x 297 mm
Price: £800





3.  That One from the HR Department with all the Self-Help Books and Teddy Bears on her Desk was Right...! (III), 2016
Signed inkjet / giclée / archival pigment print on 75gsm paper
Artist's Proof
Sheet dimensions: 210 x 297 mm
Price: £400
Bonus: As with the regular edition, each buyer will also receive a YouTube link to the incredible song, My Heart Will Go On, by Canadian national treasure, Celine Dion.




__________


Please also contact us regarding availability of the following additional, extremely limited, unnumbered proofs. As already set out above with 160% clarity, not one of these sets of proofs will ever, never exceed 10%:

- PPs (printers' proofs);
- PPs (publisher's proofs);
- TPs (trial proofs);
- TPs (test prints);
- HCs (hors de commerce);
- BATs (bon à tirer);
- HRPs (hand-rubbed proofs);
- HPMs (hand-painted multiples);
- ARGHPMs (actually-rather-good-hand-painted multiples);
- VIPPs (very-important-person prints);
- VVIPPs (very-very-important-person prints);
- ICPs (inner-circle prints);
- ICPPs (inner-circle-periphery prints);
- EBPs (early-bird prints);
- NOPs (night-owl prints);
- SPs (secret proofs);
- SSPs (special-sauce proofs);
- SMIPs (social-media-influencer prints);
- TEABPs (throw-'em-a-biscuit prints);
- FPPs (forum-patsy prints); and
- OUIPs (other-useful-idiot prints).



NB: If we discover that anybody is buying these, listing them on eBay and threatening the viability of our future vault sales, we will make a very big deal — both here and on social media — about cancelling their order.

We only want to sell to true fans. Not to flippers, who have no respect for the art and sometimes even try to undercut the prices of our own eBay listings.


__________


Thank you very much to you, the genuine collectors who support us and who are not elitists or haters.

First come, first served.

Forum members can send us a private message for our PayPal details.

Metal plate
Brass
Copper
Lenticular
Found wood
Found road signage
Acrylic
Cardboard
Glass
Concrete
Editions going to be released?
Like the rarity and lower edition sizes