[gatecrasher]

Don't know about anyone else, but the balloons seemed to be the hardest souvenir to get. They only seemed to bring out 8-10 each time and people flocked round to get one.

The guy selling them told me they only sold 100 a day which may be why there was a scramble.

[Cornish Crayon]

This is how I got my balloon yesterday:

Two staff walking out of the staff quarters, one balloon in hand.

Half dozen people .....me me me me......
My wife went and asked, it's one of the last balloons and it's going to public auction follow me lady public auction this way

So he sat in the high chair by the water, 10-15 people about him and honestly I didn't expect to bid

Dismal geezer: who will start me at five pound
Some teenage girl: me me
Dismal geezer: OK five to this girl, who will give me ten
teenage girl: nobody bid I want it, nobody bid please
Random bloke: 50p
Dismal geezer: I'm looking for ten pounds sir
Teenage girl: nobody bid it's mine for five pounds
My wife: five pound fifty
Me: go on then I'll go ten..........

Teenage girl: giving me daggers, why would you do that you knew I wanted it.
Me: expecting to get outbid......I said sorry but I haven't got one either ( I felt bad as she looked proper cheesed off)
Dismal geezer: anybody give me 15 pounds.......... Nobody said a word, going once going twice Sold to this gentleman, now I honestly felt pretty crap as this teenage girl looked proper miserable almost dismal......
So I reluctantly pulled a tenner out of my wallet and handed it to the dismal staff member holding the balloon..........
I went to walk away and he said here you go handing me a blue note back, your change mate they only cost five pounds.........

I felt even worse, what a git!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lol

[Sic]

Hilarious!

[smokey]

Sept 28, 2015 17:49:51 GMT 1 Coach said:

Sept 28, 2015 17:17:38 GMT 1 smokey said:

Is the program the "Smiley face"? Curious what the cost is on that and a balloon? Could see those framed together. Or a map. Never checked on prices being in U.S. so curious.

The balloons were £5 too, if she would let you buy one!

Still waiting to hear from a weekend visitor, but if he had no luck, I'd jump at a balloon & program if anyone has a spare each at cost!!

[maurice8601]

I wouldn't mind a Cauty village map if anyone has one spare??

[charliem]

Have a spare large light grey hoodie

[elborbah]

Sept 29, 2015 6:47:58 GMT 1 maurice8601 said:

I wouldn't mind a Cauty village map if anyone has one spare??

I have an extra - PM your address and I'll send it to you.

[Dibbs 45]

There's still time to enter my giveaway on insta and FB. Just like the page and a follow would be nice. As I'm on hols I've not picked name out of the hat yet, so there's still time as I will pick when I get back. Worth a chance of a poster program, paper.

[Dr Plip]

Sept 29, 2015 1:11:53 GMT 1 Cornish Crayon said:

This is how I got my balloon yesterday:

Two staff walking out of the staff quarters, one balloon in hand.

Half dozen people .....me me me me......
My wife went and asked, it's one of the last balloons and it's going to public auction follow me lady public auction this way

So he sat in the high chair by the water, 10-15 people about him and honestly I didn't expect to bid

Dismal geezer: who will start me at five pound
Some teenage girl: me me
Dismal geezer: OK five to this girl, who will give me ten
teenage girl: nobody bid I want it, nobody bid please
Random bloke: 50p
Dismal geezer: I'm looking for ten pounds sir
Teenage girl: nobody bid it's mine for five pounds
My wife: five pound fifty
Me: go on then I'll go ten..........

Teenage girl: giving me daggers, why would you do that you knew I wanted it.
Me: expecting to get outbid......I said sorry but I haven't got one either ( I felt bad as she looked proper cheesed off)
Dismal geezer: anybody give me 15 pounds.......... Nobody said a word, going once going twice Sold to this gentleman, now I honestly felt pretty crap as this teenage girl looked proper miserable almost dismal......
So I reluctantly pulled a tenner out of my wallet and handed it to the dismal staff member holding the balloon..........
I went to walk away and he said here you go handing me a blue note back, your change mate they only cost five pounds.........

I felt even worse, what a git!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lol

That's brilliant! Dismaland employees are the best, err, I mean worst. I'll miss them.

[joshy87]

Hi, If anyone has a spare balloon they would be willing to sell me please PM me, thanks, Josh

[kwatis]

I would love a Cauty Village map if one is available.

[Schrödinger's Chat]

I would love one of the Cauty policemen that are just hanging around on that big display thing he done. (I am joking, of course).

[jayawesum24]

Any lil goodies left i would b interested in purchasing thanks!

[Baker Dave 76]

Still after a programme,map,and  cuty map , could swap for a kids Dismaland tee shirt , cheers 

[Quinnster]

I didn't see the Cauty maps can swap for dismaland map?

[alrudge]

I have a programme but the Dismaland staff ripped a couple of pages throwing it at me. Her quote "pay me first sir I'm not a prostitute". Pm if it's useful to anyone happy with face value and postage. Al

[t3c]

I didn't get to go in the end. Oh well

Would love a kids T-shirt if anyone has one for sale?

[ToonKiller]

If anyone has a Cinderella photo in card that they'd like to send to someone in the states I'd be very appreciative.

[maurice8601]

Sept 29, 2015 9:11:30 GMT 1 elborbah said:

Sept 29, 2015 6:47:58 GMT 1 maurice8601 said:

I wouldn't mind a Cauty village map if anyone has one spare??

I have an extra - PM your address and I'll send it to you.

.
Received one today!
Many thanks to elborbah

[bravocomapany]

I want you to sell me official hoodie. Size medium only. Can the person who sells it have a message?

[Dice]

Oct 1, 2015 16:00:41 GMT 1 t3c said:

I didn't get to go in the end. Oh well

Would love a kids T-shirt if anyone has one for sale?

I got the smallest one in white (rat) if you want it? I think it's 3-4 years

[markent]

Hi, if anyone has a spare programme they would like to sell, I would appreciate it. Looking for mint condition and don't mind paying extra for your trouble. Thanks

[nandaman]

Hey all - I'd love an adult large shirt (any color, beggars can't be choosers!) and a program if anyone has extras - shoot me a PM. Thanks. Paul

[burgerman]

I have a guardian dismaland programme and will swap for a dismaland programme plus 5 pounds for your trouble.

[Deleted]

Programme wanted and a balloon if anyone has one spare cheers

[marigot]

Oct 4, 2015 9:55:57 GMT 1 burgerman said:

I have a guardian dismaland programme and will swap for a dismaland programme plus 5 pounds for your trouble.

I have one if you want

[burgerman]

Oct 4, 2015 18:01:14 GMT 1 marigot said:

Oct 4, 2015 9:55:57 GMT 1 burgerman said:

I have a guardian dismaland programme and will swap for a dismaland programme plus 5 pounds for your trouble.

I have one if you want

I will trade you for a Dismaland programme, Dismaland Fudge that I am also sending Nordicstar and a Guardian Dismaland programme and paypal gift 5 pounds. Sadly I missed out on the whole show and by sheer chance I book 6 months ago to stay in Woolacombe about 40 miles a way to see friends the week after the damn thing ends. At least I will get some grit. And a dismaland bin bag

[burgerman]

Margiot I will speak when I get back as we are near off grid in Mortehoe

[Pjam]

Looking for a spare programme

Thanks!

[t3c]

Oct 2, 2015 18:47:21 GMT 1 Dice said:

Oct 1, 2015 16:00:41 GMT 1 t3c said:

I didn't get to go in the end. Oh well

Would love a kids T-shirt if anyone has one for sale?

I got the smallest one in white (rat) if you want it? I think it's 3-4 years

That would be splendid Dice!