Dr Plip
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WIN A DISMALAND MAP AND SOMETHING ELSE!!, by Dr Plip on Sept 6, 2015 22:46:31 GMT 1, To celebrate my crossing of that real life denying threshold of 5000 posts on here, I have decided somebody should win something.
Up for offer is an original genuine authentic Dismaland (you may have heard of the place?) fold-out map.
It is in absolutely stuffed condition. Multiple creases, scuffs, water staining, some of which will be from genuine Weston-Super-Mare rain, the rest probably caused by my tears. Sure, you could buy a mint one off eBay, but how would you know it's genuine? Nobody would dream of faking one in this condition. Ah, some good, I mean bad, times were had with this map. You don't just get the map, you get a plethora of memories that come with it.
I'll write them down for you.
If you don't like the condition, simply Google "Graham Bignell".
Also included in this wonderful prize package is an ultra rare and extremely sought after Dr Plip badge.
This badge was made with the help of the wonderful folk from Without Borders, who are currently located in Guerrilla Island at Dismaland. For a monetary donation, you can make a badge. It's like magic.
And they're incredibly rare. Even I don't have one. I have three.
You will notice that the insert of the badge is slightly off centre, exposing some of the metal underneath and giving it a slightly cack-handed or lopsided look about it. You know what this means? It means that even with the assistance of fully trained badge making professionals, I can still f**k it up.
Anyway, you get the frigged map and the badge, which considering it was made at Dismaland, you could class it as a Dismaland item. For eBay purposes, I know I would.
Just like this post and in the next couple of days, I'll draw a name out of a vessel of some kind. No, not a ship.
Be lucky.
To celebrate my crossing of that real life denying threshold of 5000 posts on here, I have decided somebody should win something. Up for offer is an original genuine authentic Dismaland (you may have heard of the place?) fold-out map. It is in absolutely stuffed condition. Multiple creases, scuffs, water staining, some of which will be from genuine Weston-Super-Mare rain, the rest probably caused by my tears. Sure, you could buy a mint one off eBay, but how would you know it's genuine? Nobody would dream of faking one in this condition. Ah, some good, I mean bad, times were had with this map. You don't just get the map, you get a plethora of memories that come with it. I'll write them down for you. If you don't like the condition, simply Google "Graham Bignell". Also included in this wonderful prize package is an ultra rare and extremely sought after Dr Plip badge. This badge was made with the help of the wonderful folk from Without Borders, who are currently located in Guerrilla Island at Dismaland. For a monetary donation, you can make a badge. It's like magic. And they're incredibly rare. Even I don't have one. I have three. You will notice that the insert of the badge is slightly off centre, exposing some of the metal underneath and giving it a slightly cack-handed or lopsided look about it. You know what this means? It means that even with the assistance of fully trained badge making professionals, I can still f**k it up. Anyway, you get the frigged map and the badge, which considering it was made at Dismaland, you could class it as a Dismaland item. For eBay purposes, I know I would. Just like this post and in the next couple of days, I'll draw a name out of a vessel of some kind. No, not a ship. Be lucky. |
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Eric Pause
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WIN A DISMALAND MAP AND SOMETHING ELSE!!, by Eric Pause on Sept 7, 2015 4:04:58 GMT 1, Hahaha. Epic post.
Hahaha. Epic post.
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WIN A DISMALAND MAP AND SOMETHING ELSE!!, by Sic on Sept 7, 2015 5:03:36 GMT 1, So worth it!
So worth it!
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WIN A DISMALAND MAP AND SOMETHING ELSE!!, by Cornish Crayon on Sept 7, 2015 5:59:27 GMT 1, To kind 
To kind |
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WIN A DISMALAND MAP AND SOMETHING ELSE!!, by Lroy on Sept 7, 2015 6:40:40 GMT 1, Ahahah , great post, I like your stories mate !
Good, very good !
Ahahah , great post, I like your stories mate !
Good, very good !
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WIN A DISMALAND MAP AND SOMETHING ELSE!!, by artea on Sept 7, 2015 10:46:27 GMT 1, Oh I'm feeling lucky. That worn out map and poorly manufactured badge are as good as won... by someone else...
Its weird but I might only want them because of your tears...
Oh I'm feeling lucky. That worn out map and poorly manufactured badge are as good as won... by someone else...
Its weird but I might only want them because of your tears...
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WIN A DISMALAND MAP AND SOMETHING ELSE!!, by met on Sept 8, 2015 6:40:16 GMT 1, To celebrate my crossing of that real life denying threshold of 5000 posts on here, I have decided somebody should win something. Up for offer is an original genuine authentic Dismaland (you may have heard of the place?) fold-out map. It is in absolutely stuffed condition. Multiple creases, scuffs, water staining, some of which will be from genuine Weston-Super-Mare rain, the rest probably caused by my tears. Sure, you could buy a mint one off eBay, but how would you know it's genuine? Nobody would dream of faking one in this condition. Ah, some good, I mean bad, times were had with this map. You don't just get the map, you get a plethora of memories that come with it. I'll write them down for you. If you don't like the condition, simply Google "Graham Bignell". [...]
All tears are not alike.
What type did your eyes produce while at Weston-super-Mare? This will impact upon the desirability of your giveaway map.
Were they tears of joy? Tears of sadness or despair? The kind of tears David Choe likes sprinkled on his waffles?
To celebrate my crossing of that real life denying threshold of 5000 posts on here, I have decided somebody should win something. Up for offer is an original genuine authentic Dismaland (you may have heard of the place?) fold-out map. It is in absolutely stuffed condition. Multiple creases, scuffs, water staining, some of which will be from genuine Weston-Super-Mare rain, the rest probably caused by my tears. Sure, you could buy a mint one off eBay, but how would you know it's genuine? Nobody would dream of faking one in this condition. Ah, some good, I mean bad, times were had with this map. You don't just get the map, you get a plethora of memories that come with it. I'll write them down for you. If you don't like the condition, simply Google "Graham Bignell". [...] All tears are not alike. What type did your eyes produce while at Weston-super-Mare? This will impact upon the desirability of your giveaway map. Were they tears of joy? Tears of sadness or despair? The kind of tears David Choe likes sprinkled on his waffles? |
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Dr Plip
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WIN A DISMALAND MAP AND SOMETHING ELSE!!, by Dr Plip on Sept 8, 2015 7:30:28 GMT 1, To celebrate my crossing of that real life denying threshold of 5000 posts on here, I have decided somebody should win something. Up for offer is an original genuine authentic Dismaland (you may have heard of the place?) fold-out map. It is in absolutely stuffed condition. Multiple creases, scuffs, water staining, some of which will be from genuine Weston-Super-Mare rain, the rest probably caused by my tears. Sure, you could buy a mint one off eBay, but how would you know it's genuine? Nobody would dream of faking one in this condition. Ah, some good, I mean bad, times were had with this map. You don't just get the map, you get a plethora of memories that come with it. I'll write them down for you. If you don't like the condition, simply Google "Graham Bignell". [...] All tears are not alike. What type did your eyes produce while at Weston-super-Mare? This will impact upon the desirability of your giveaway map. Were they tears of joy? Tears of sadness or despair? The kind of tears David Choe likes sprinkled on his waffles?
I would say a variety. Tears of joy when I entered, tears of sadness in the Guerrilla gallery and tears of despair when I saw how much the pizza cost.
A smorgasbord of emotional moisture.
To celebrate my crossing of that real life denying threshold of 5000 posts on here, I have decided somebody should win something. Up for offer is an original genuine authentic Dismaland (you may have heard of the place?) fold-out map. It is in absolutely stuffed condition. Multiple creases, scuffs, water staining, some of which will be from genuine Weston-Super-Mare rain, the rest probably caused by my tears. Sure, you could buy a mint one off eBay, but how would you know it's genuine? Nobody would dream of faking one in this condition. Ah, some good, I mean bad, times were had with this map. You don't just get the map, you get a plethora of memories that come with it. I'll write them down for you. If you don't like the condition, simply Google "Graham Bignell". [...] All tears are not alike. What type did your eyes produce while at Weston-super-Mare? This will impact upon the desirability of your giveaway map. Were they tears of joy? Tears of sadness or despair? The kind of tears David Choe likes sprinkled on his waffles? Hmm, not Choe tears. It wasn't that kind of park. I would say a variety. Tears of joy when I entered, tears of sadness in the Guerrilla gallery and tears of despair when I saw how much the pizza cost. A smorgasbord of emotional moisture. |
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WIN A DISMALAND MAP AND SOMETHING ELSE!!, by pollywaffle on Sept 8, 2015 7:46:25 GMT 1, "No way of confirming it, but Banksy probably brushed up against this poster." - eBay Seller.
"No way of confirming it, but Banksy probably brushed up against this poster." - eBay Seller.
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Dr Plip
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WIN A DISMALAND MAP AND SOMETHING ELSE!!, by Dr Plip on Sept 8, 2015 8:11:22 GMT 1, Hmm, not Choe tears. It wasn't that kind of park. I would say a variety. Tears of joy when I entered (not Choe), tears of sadness in the Guerrilla gallery and tears of despair when I saw how much the pizza cost. A smorgasbord of emotional moisture. What d i d the pizza cost?
Hmm, not Choe tears. It wasn't that kind of park. I would say a variety. Tears of joy when I entered (not Choe), tears of sadness in the Guerrilla gallery and tears of despair when I saw how much the pizza cost. A smorgasbord of emotional moisture. What d i d the pizza cost? Not that much really. Just more than I had in cash at the time. There are no cash machines in Dismaland. |
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Dr Plip
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WIN A DISMALAND MAP AND SOMETHING ELSE!!, by Dr Plip on Sept 8, 2015 8:16:34 GMT 1, I think when all of the Dismaland hysteria dies down, quite a few people (I'm looking at you Cauty figure, bling and plastic duck buyers) will look back at their eBay purchases and think "What the duck have I done?".
Some people are paying an awful lot for items that are being taken (in some cases quite literally) on faith as having come from Dismaland. And if they are actually stolen items, and not just bits that people have knocked up in their shed, you will never have any kind of approval from the artist involved, so what's the point?
You're paying a lot for something that may or may not have come from Dismaland. Could be stolen? And all without the approval of the artist. Enjoy your item.
Out of all the items, I think the fish are actually the most reasonable. You can pick one up for a tenner (I spent more than that trying to win one), and you know where they've come from.
Oh and the balloons. Speaking of which, I know of a few people that lost theirs to the heavens. They will come back down again, so keep your eyes peeled and you might find a deflated one out in the wild.
I think when all of the Dismaland hysteria dies down, quite a few people (I'm looking at you Cauty figure, bling and plastic duck buyers) will look back at their eBay purchases and think "What the duck have I done?".
Some people are paying an awful lot for items that are being taken (in some cases quite literally) on faith as having come from Dismaland. And if they are actually stolen items, and not just bits that people have knocked up in their shed, you will never have any kind of approval from the artist involved, so what's the point?
You're paying a lot for something that may or may not have come from Dismaland. Could be stolen? And all without the approval of the artist. Enjoy your item.
Out of all the items, I think the fish are actually the most reasonable. You can pick one up for a tenner (I spent more than that trying to win one), and you know where they've come from.
Oh and the balloons. Speaking of which, I know of a few people that lost theirs to the heavens. They will come back down again, so keep your eyes peeled and you might find a deflated one out in the wild.
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Dr Plip
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WIN A DISMALAND MAP AND SOMETHING ELSE!!, by Dr Plip on Sept 8, 2015 8:17:31 GMT 1, Not that much really. Just more than I had in cash at the time. There are no cash machines in Dismaland. This makes me sad, you went all the way to Dismaland, without even getting a pizza? Why didn't you take one of those loans on that stand?
Not that much really. Just more than I had in cash at the time. There are no cash machines in Dismaland. This makes me sad, you went all the way to Dismaland, without even getting a pizza? Why didn't you take one of those loans on that stand? I didn't have any toys on me to offer up as collateral. |
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WIN A DISMALAND MAP AND SOMETHING ELSE!!, by Dr Plip on Sept 8, 2015 8:31:20 GMT 1, (Ps im really not an ignorant b**ch...just that, these kind of things are so much easier to think of than people walking cross boarders from country to country, at this moment 1800 from Denmark to Sweden)
This place and our chat on it is mostly pointless, but then so is life. As long as we're generally good people, live comfortably and help others to do the same, then I think that's ok.
(Ps im really not an ignorant b**ch...just that, these kind of things are so much easier to think of than people walking cross boarders from country to country, at this moment 1800 from Denmark to Sweden) Don't worry. We can have lots of thoughts in our heads. Talking about one thing doesn't mean we disregard all others. This place and our chat on it is mostly pointless, but then so is life. As long as we're generally good people, live comfortably and help others to do the same, then I think that's ok. |
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Dr Plip
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WIN A DISMALAND MAP AND SOMETHING ELSE!!, by Dr Plip on Sept 8, 2015 9:50:18 GMT 1, Life is not pointless! Life is.
Life is not pointless! Life is. Sorry, yes, you're right. Life has a very real purpose. I'm just being negative. Ignore me. |
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WIN A DISMALAND MAP AND SOMETHING ELSE!!, by jtskywalker on Sept 8, 2015 12:24:21 GMT 1, I'm in!!
;o)
I'm in!!
;o)
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WIN A DISMALAND MAP AND SOMETHING ELSE!!, by Board Stupid on Sept 8, 2015 21:55:19 GMT 1, Cheers Plip
Cheers Plip
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WIN A DISMALAND MAP AND SOMETHING ELSE!!, by Deleted on Sept 8, 2015 21:56:27 GMT 1, Also included in this wonderful prize package is an ultra rare and extremely sought after Dr Plip badge. This badge was made with the help of the wonderful folk from Without Borders, who are currently located in Guerrilla Island at Dismaland. For a monetary donation, you can make a badge. It's like magic. And they're incredibly rare. Even I don't have one. I have three.
Dr. Plip badges, the way forward and backward at the same time, but not standing still.
#whatnotanotheraward!
Also included in this wonderful prize package is an ultra rare and extremely sought after Dr Plip badge. This badge was made with the help of the wonderful folk from Without Borders, who are currently located in Guerrilla Island at Dismaland. For a monetary donation, you can make a badge. It's like magic. And they're incredibly rare. Even I don't have one. I have three. Lol. Best line award!. Dr. Plip badges, the way forward and backward at the same time, but not standing still. #whatnotanotheraward! |
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Dr Plip
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WIN A DISMALAND MAP AND SOMETHING ELSE!!, by Dr Plip on Sept 9, 2015 14:19:31 GMT 1, Right, I'm sick of having this hanging over my head, so one more hour for entries and then I'm shutting this bastard down.
Right, I'm sick of having this hanging over my head, so one more hour for entries and then I'm shutting this bastard down.
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Dr Plip
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WIN A DISMALAND MAP AND SOMETHING ELSE!!, by Dr Plip on Sept 9, 2015 15:36:08 GMT 1, Competition closed. I'm now writing all of your forum names down onto little scraps of paper which I shall then screw up and place into the box of destiny. Then I shall rummage around a bit and draw one out.
Expect news later. Go about your day to day lives.
Competition closed. I'm now writing all of your forum names down onto little scraps of paper which I shall then screw up and place into the box of destiny. Then I shall rummage around a bit and draw one out.
Expect news later. Go about your day to day lives.
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Dr Plip
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WIN A DISMALAND MAP AND SOMETHING ELSE!!, by Dr Plip on Sept 9, 2015 15:46:32 GMT 1, Alright solidity. I saw you sneaking in there after I closed the competition. You cheeky young scamp. I like the cut of your jib. You're in.
Alright solidity. I saw you sneaking in there after I closed the competition. You cheeky young scamp. I like the cut of your jib. You're in. |
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Cornish Crayon
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WIN A DISMALAND MAP AND SOMETHING ELSE!!, by Cornish Crayon on Sept 9, 2015 18:47:35 GMT 1, so does that mean i have to write names down for my can't be bothered giveaway.......!!!??
so does that mean i have to write names down for my can't be bothered giveaway.......!!!??
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Dr Plip
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WIN A DISMALAND MAP AND SOMETHING ELSE!!, by Dr Plip on Sept 9, 2015 19:45:34 GMT 1, so does that mean i have to write names down for my can't be bothered giveaway.......!!!??
so does that mean i have to write names down for my can't be bothered giveaway.......!!!?? I wouldn't bother, frankly. More trouble than it's worth. Some forum members have ridiculous names. |
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Cornish Crayon
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WIN A DISMALAND MAP AND SOMETHING ELSE!!, by Cornish Crayon on Sept 9, 2015 20:47:17 GMT 1, Sod that I'll come up with a plan to get out of it, but don't tell know one !!!!
Pm messages are great eh
Sod that I'll come up with a plan to get out of it, but don't tell know one !!!!
Pm messages are great eh
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WIN A DISMALAND MAP AND SOMETHING ELSE!!, by Deleted on Sept 9, 2015 21:15:31 GMT 1, Fk the hard work pickin' and stuff, pick three for a laugh and make them have a dance off.
I wish someone would do a competition for some nice cologne or EDT as I fkin stink, not about to go see orange women at Boots to have them giggle.
Orange Twats.
Fk the hard work pickin' and stuff, pick three for a laugh and make them have a dance off.
I wish someone would do a competition for some nice cologne or EDT as I fkin stink, not about to go see orange women at Boots to have them giggle.
Orange Twats.
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Dr Plip
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WIN A DISMALAND MAP AND SOMETHING ELSE!!, by Dr Plip on Sept 9, 2015 23:22:17 GMT 1, Fk the hard work pickin' and stuff, pick three for a laugh and make them have a dance off. I wish someone would do a competition for some nice cologne or EDT as I fkin stink, not about to go see orange women at Boots to have them giggle. Orange t**ts.
And I'm sure you smell manly.
Fk the hard work pickin' and stuff, pick three for a laugh and make them have a dance off. I wish someone would do a competition for some nice cologne or EDT as I fkin stink, not about to go see orange women at Boots to have them giggle. Orange t**ts. Great idea! First round of eliminations, then through to boot camp, then judges houses, then a public sing and dance off. And I'm sure you smell manly. |
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Dr Plip
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WIN A DISMALAND MAP AND SOMETHING ELSE!!, by Dr Plip on Sept 10, 2015 0:38:34 GMT 1, I can't be bothered with a drumroll. Imagine something.
Anyway, the draw has taken place and from perhaps thousands of entries, a winner has been chosen.
Congratulations to the winner. Commiserations to the non-winners. Never give up.
I can't be bothered with a drumroll. Imagine something.
Anyway, the draw has taken place and from perhaps thousands of entries, a winner has been chosen.
Congratulations to the winner. Commiserations to the non-winners. Never give up.
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WIN A DISMALAND MAP AND SOMETHING ELSE!!, by smokey on Sept 10, 2015 2:08:05 GMT 1, Best drawing yet!
Best drawing yet!
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pollywaffle
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WIN A DISMALAND MAP AND SOMETHING ELSE!!, by pollywaffle on Sept 10, 2015 5:46:48 GMT 1, Thank you sooooooooo much!
The theatrics of the drawing was intense.
PM sent, along with my heart...
Thank you sooooooooo much!
The theatrics of the drawing was intense.
PM sent, along with my heart...
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WIN A DISMALAND MAP AND SOMETHING ELSE!!, by Board Stupid on Sept 11, 2015 21:11:18 GMT 1, Balls
Balls
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WIN A DISMALAND MAP AND SOMETHING ELSE!!, by .dappy on Sept 11, 2015 22:25:15 GMT 1, I think he fondled the paper a few tooooo many times ... just saying
I think he fondled the paper a few tooooo many times ... just saying |
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