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Aug 23, 2015 6:01:15 GMT 1 Dr Plip said:

Aug 23, 2015 1:47:03 GMT 1 11 said:

Someone did say today they had a couple of weeks drama training to help them maintain character

perhaps we should have a thread dedicated to the dismal customer service - quotes & examples of such. I think it would turn into quite a funny read as more and more share their stories

I think that's a great idea. That way, we could highlight individual staff that have gone above and beyond to help make people's time there extra dismal.

There are so many brilliantl dismal performances I can recall but my absolute favorite was being at the upstairs bar with a few people around a table. We had finished most of our drinks so there were several empty cups from us and others left. One of the attendants walked over, asked if we were done and after we said yes they looked over the cups, reached across and swept the table with their arm and knocked all to the floor, then turned and kicked a few as they left. Doesn't get much better than that.

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Thought about it a bit more and decided we definitely need to record all the different Dismal experiences - not the artwork or the fair but the behaviour and attitudes of the staff - especially those that should be honoured for going above and beyond to deliver a truly dismal experience

Maybe even finish up with a little vote for the best story and the best staff members 

EDIT : I moved BAA's post over and from a timing perspective means it's at the top

Sorry for the confusion 

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The Cruel Bus was broken and closed - I enquired and the lady just replied (verbatim) 'well if they had spent a bit of f**king time and effort doing it properly in the first place there wouldn't be a problem - when you see the doors are open it will have been fixed, until then just f**k off and bother someone else'

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Great idea! Please, anyone who experienced something in this realm do share!