Warm Gun
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I messed up, my worst art purchase ever..., by Warm Gun on Jun 24, 2013 10:22:31 GMT 1, I've made exactly the same mistake as you Swamped, I got caught up in an excited frenzy over the fact that I had managed to nab the low edition version of Bast's last POW release. I was so chuffed to have managed to get one in my cart that I didn't even stop to have a good look at the image. I hated it the second it landed on my doormat, What a proper bell end.
I've made exactly the same mistake as you Swamped, I got caught up in an excited frenzy over the fact that I had managed to nab the low edition version of Bast's last POW release. I was so chuffed to have managed to get one in my cart that I didn't even stop to have a good look at the image. I hated it the second it landed on my doormat, What a proper bell end.
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I messed up, my worst art purchase ever..., by Deleted on Jun 24, 2013 10:28:31 GMT 1, I once bought a monoprint just so I could leave an artist's house. We talkin Blek here arent we?,Christ he doesnt know when to stop banging on about himself does he!,me me me all the time,did he do his Elephant impersonation?.
Oh Christ not his infamous Elephant trick where he pulls his pockets inside out and whips out his 'Blek Baguette' (as he calls it) !!
I once bought a monoprint just so I could leave an artist's house. We talkin Blek here arent we?,Christ he doesnt know when to stop banging on about himself does he!,me me me all the time,did he do his Elephant impersonation?. Oh Christ not his infamous Elephant trick where he pulls his pockets inside out and whips out his 'Blek Baguette' (as he calls it) !!
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Warm Gun
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I messed up, my worst art purchase ever..., by Warm Gun on Jun 24, 2013 10:37:25 GMT 1, Has anyone on this forum not been subjected to this penile puppetry? We should start a self help group.
Has anyone on this forum not been subjected to this penile puppetry? We should start a self help group.
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Skippy
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I messed up, my worst art purchase ever..., by Skippy on Jun 24, 2013 10:44:58 GMT 1, "tchk tchk tchk tchk tchk ....clik tchk tchk tchk tchk tchk tchk ....tchk tchk tchk tchk tchk tchk click tchk click tchk..click click tchk tchk tchk tchk tchk tchk tchk tchk tchk tchk tchk tchk click"
What's that Skippy.....Ok .... Skippy says you would have to be as Mad as Malley Bull to pull the trigger on that gun from MBW....Off ya Scone !! Although after a few Tinnys we can all be As Mad As A Butchers Axe
"tchk tchk tchk tchk tchk ....clik tchk tchk tchk tchk tchk tchk ....tchk tchk tchk tchk tchk tchk click tchk click tchk..click click tchk tchk tchk tchk tchk tchk tchk tchk tchk tchk tchk tchk click"
What's that Skippy.....Ok .... Skippy says you would have to be as Mad as Malley Bull to pull the trigger on that gun from MBW....Off ya Scone !! Although after a few Tinnys we can all be As Mad As A Butchers Axe
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I messed up, my worst art purchase ever..., by Deleted on Jun 24, 2013 11:24:17 GMT 1, I had a chat with a guy last month who told me he was kind of force to purchase a print by artist - both are members here so no name - following numerous requests from artist; just to please him. Never in my mind I would think this could happen !!
That Blek story is hillarious but I am not aware of such story, mind to elaborate ?? You mean private invitation to his house followed by tricks to purchase monoprints ?
I had a chat with a guy last month who told me he was kind of force to purchase a print by artist - both are members here so no name - following numerous requests from artist; just to please him. Never in my mind I would think this could happen !! That Blek story is hillarious but I am not aware of such story, mind to elaborate ?? You mean private invitation to his house followed by tricks to purchase monoprints ?
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I messed up, my worst art purchase ever..., by Deleted on Jun 24, 2013 12:52:43 GMT 1, I went to his country chateaux after receiving an invite and he greeting me, all was well. Then he gave me his special wine, I think he called it his 'Jesus Juice' and I got a bit drowsy. The rest is a bit of a haze but I remember seeing his elephant impression and then I passed out.
I woke up naked and confused but worst of all it would appear that I'd bought 2 copies of his latest 'Rat Race' print.
I left feeling dirty as I walked out the house with 2 tubes under my arm.
** NB - if any of Blek's legal team are reading this then it's just a joke ok........I'd never buy that print no matter how out of it I am!
I went to his country chateaux after receiving an invite and he greeting me, all was well. Then he gave me his special wine, I think he called it his 'Jesus Juice' and I got a bit drowsy. The rest is a bit of a haze but I remember seeing his elephant impression and then I passed out.
I woke up naked and confused but worst of all it would appear that I'd bought 2 copies of his latest 'Rat Race' print.
I left feeling dirty as I walked out the house with 2 tubes under my arm.
** NB - if any of Blek's legal team are reading this then it's just a joke ok........I'd never buy that print no matter how out of it I am!
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Dr Plip
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I messed up, my worst art purchase ever..., by Dr Plip on Jun 24, 2013 12:57:25 GMT 1, I once bought a monoprint just so I could leave an artist's house. We talkin Blek here arent we?,Christ he doesnt know when to stop banging on about himself does he!,me me me all the time,did he do his Elephant impersonation?. Sort of. He wanted to show me the "disappearing" peanut trick, but I got out of there before he could get his trunk out.
I once bought a monoprint just so I could leave an artist's house. We talkin Blek here arent we?,Christ he doesnt know when to stop banging on about himself does he!,me me me all the time,did he do his Elephant impersonation?. Sort of. He wanted to show me the "disappearing" peanut trick, but I got out of there before he could get his trunk out.
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I messed up, my worst art purchase ever..., by Deleted on Jun 24, 2013 14:07:28 GMT 1, I went to his country chateaux after receiving an invite and he greeting me, all was well. Then he gave me his special wine, I think he called it his 'Jesus Juice' and I got a bit drowsy. The rest is a bit of a haze but I remember seeing his elephant impression and then I passed out. I woke up naked and confused but worst of all it would appear that I'd bought 2 copies of his latest 'Rat Race' print. I left feeling dirty as I walked out the house with 2 tubes under my arm. ** NB - if any of Blek's legal team are reading this then it's just a joke ok........I'd never buy that print no matter how out of it I am! So you bought the standard version and missed the special "kid on yack", edition of 10 - urbanartassociation.com/post/1074101 - Sorry for you !!
I went to his country chateaux after receiving an invite and he greeting me, all was well. Then he gave me his special wine, I think he called it his 'Jesus Juice' and I got a bit drowsy. The rest is a bit of a haze but I remember seeing his elephant impression and then I passed out. I woke up naked and confused but worst of all it would appear that I'd bought 2 copies of his latest 'Rat Race' print. I left feeling dirty as I walked out the house with 2 tubes under my arm. ** NB - if any of Blek's legal team are reading this then it's just a joke ok........I'd never buy that print no matter how out of it I am! So you bought the standard version and missed the special "kid on yack", edition of 10 - urbanartassociation.com/post/1074101 - Sorry for you !!
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I messed up, my worst art purchase ever..., by Deleted on Jun 24, 2013 17:14:43 GMT 1, I went to his country chateaux after receiving an invite and he greeting me, all was well. Then he gave me his special wine, I think he called it his 'Jesus Juice' and I got a bit drowsy. The rest is a bit of a haze but I remember seeing his elephant impression and then I passed out. I woke up naked and confused but worst of all it would appear that I'd bought 2 copies of his latest 'Rat Race' print. I left feeling dirty as I walked out the house with 2 tubes under my arm. ** NB - if any of Blek's legal team are reading this then it's just a joke ok........I'd never buy that print no matter how out of it I am! So you bought the standard version and missed the special "kid on yack", edition of 10 - urbanartassociation.com/post/1074101 - Sorry for you !!
Ha yeah I suppose all things considered it could have been worse then!!
I went to his country chateaux after receiving an invite and he greeting me, all was well. Then he gave me his special wine, I think he called it his 'Jesus Juice' and I got a bit drowsy. The rest is a bit of a haze but I remember seeing his elephant impression and then I passed out. I woke up naked and confused but worst of all it would appear that I'd bought 2 copies of his latest 'Rat Race' print. I left feeling dirty as I walked out the house with 2 tubes under my arm. ** NB - if any of Blek's legal team are reading this then it's just a joke ok........I'd never buy that print no matter how out of it I am! So you bought the standard version and missed the special "kid on yack", edition of 10 - urbanartassociation.com/post/1074101 - Sorry for you !! Ha yeah I suppose all things considered it could have been worse then!!
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I messed up, my worst art purchase ever..., by Deleted on Jun 24, 2013 17:47:49 GMT 1, I pondered over the hand finished one,i politely declined the offer.
I pondered over the hand finished one,i politely declined the offer.
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I messed up, my worst art purchase ever..., by Deleted on Jun 24, 2013 19:03:31 GMT 1, I pondered over the hand finished one,i politely declined the offer.
Yeah I'll never look at the words 'hand finished' again after this thread!!!
I pondered over the hand finished one,i politely declined the offer. Yeah I'll never look at the words 'hand finished' again after this thread!!!
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